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Old 02-12-2013, 03:52 PM   #1
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put leather gloves on..grab it by the neck throw it in a box...drive out of the city...open the box, have your 12 gauge loaded with buck shot, shoot twice just to be sure
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:54 PM   #2
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put leather gloves on..grab it by the neck throw it in a box...drive out of the city...open the box, have your 12 gauge loaded with buck shot, shoot twice just to be sure
Dumbass. They got 9 lives. Only way he'll be safe is if the bastard already used up 7.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:54 PM   #3
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God damn guys. How many times do I have to give out this amazing advice?!



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Old 02-12-2013, 08:36 PM   #4
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That's ****ing gross.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:21 AM   #5
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That's ****ing gross.
That cat is still smiling!
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:29 AM   #6
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That cat is still smiling!
That's just because it farted.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:55 PM   #7
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Sounds like she wont come over to **** bc she doesnt want to leave the cat alone at home.

Go to her house and ****? Make the cat watch. Flip it the bird while ****ing. Accidently finish on the cats face and call it good.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:26 PM   #8
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Buy the cat a t-shirt to wear that is not overly tight but not too loose either. This is GUARANTEED to calm the cat down as soon as it is put on. Cats do not like the restraint and it will calm it down and make it less aggressive. This is also good to make them sleep all through the night.

Also, as a bonus, it gives you an excuse to buy her and the cat something simple and she will probably love buying clothes for it.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:33 PM   #9
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Buy the cat a t-shirt to wear that is not overly tight but not too loose either. This is GUARANTEED to calm the cat down as soon as it is put on. Cats do not like the restraint and it will calm it down and make it less aggressive. This is also good to make them sleep all through the night.

Also, as a bonus, it gives you an excuse to buy her and the cat something simple and she will probably love buying clothes for it.
Now we're talking. I've used a Thundershirt on a hyper Frenchie, didn't know it would also work on a cat.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:38 PM   #10
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Now we're talking. I've used a Thundershirt on a hyper Frenchie, didn't know it would also work on a cat.
It will work like a charm. Especially, for those "close times" you need to spend together.

I have been using a Royals or Chiefs jersey on my cat ever since I got him as a kitten 2 and a half years ago. I initially did it to keep him from driving me nuts at night. It worked instantly and he sleeps all through the night with no disruptions ever. At this point it is with or without the shirt.

And actually, I have even began seeing special cat shirts/trainers in the stores designed specifically for cat training that they are supposed to wear to improve behavior. I have no doubt they work but it is basically just a fancy looking shirt.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:53 PM   #11
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Buy the cat a t-shirt to wear that is not overly tight but not too loose either. This is GUARANTEED to calm the cat down as soon as it is put on. Cats do not like the restraint and it will calm it down and make it less aggressive. This is also good to make them sleep all through the night.

Also, as a bonus, it gives you an excuse to buy her and the cat something simple and she will probably love buying clothes for it.
The cat is secretly shitting in your potted plants, BTW.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:38 PM   #12
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Yeah. Buy pet clothing. Dress up the cat.

Finally someone is talking some sense here.....
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:43 PM   #13
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Yeah. Buy pet clothing. Dress up the cat.

Finally someone is talking some sense here.....
God forbid I just don't skip to the killing part....
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:50 PM   #14
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