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Old 02-12-2013, 02:02 PM  
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Pussy Control Issues

After a good long dating career, I may have had my last piece of strange. Met a girl at a SB party who's a solid 8.5 (minimum), younger, fun, educated, good job, same values, etc. She's on a 6 month lease, which creates some implications for moving in down the road.

The problem is her cat, pictured below. It was an ill advised gift from an ex (who I'd now like to kick in the balls). Apparently he's destructive, neurotic, eats uncontrollably, and emphatically does not like my dog. This is not my dog's fault, who's pretty mellow and enjoys licking/humping cats. She's attached to it and feels guilty for leaving said cat alone. Which is the natural and empathetic reaction of a well-adjusted person, but it cuts into certain activities and is generally problematic.

So, any advice you can give on dog/cat acclimation or dealing with a psycho cat in general (other than antifreeze) would be very much appreciated.

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Old 02-12-2013, 02:38 PM   #31
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it's you or the cat.......let her decide.

If she doesn't decide now, you will find out later down the road and it might be you she kicks to the curb...best to know now.

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You stick that cat in the suitcase that is in the picture and you send it "packing"
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:41 PM   #32
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:43 PM   #33
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You could also try the water gun technique on the cat, or train the dog to stay away from the cat. Understand that cats like attention on their terms, Dogs want attention. Cats will generally leave a situation they don't like, so make sure he can get away.
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:43 PM   #34
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:44 PM   #35
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:44 PM   #36
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:50 PM   #37
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:51 PM   #38
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teach your dog this trick.
That looks like my dog, but he lacks the intellectual horsepower to pull that plan off.
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:52 PM   #39
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:54 PM   #40
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:55 PM   #41
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Sounds like she wont come over to **** bc she doesnt want to leave the cat alone at home.

Go to her house and ****? Make the cat watch. Flip it the bird while ****ing. Accidently finish on the cats face and call it good.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:03 PM   #42
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Will give it a shot.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:25 PM   #44
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:26 PM   #45
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Buy the cat a t-shirt to wear that is not overly tight but not too loose either. This is GUARANTEED to calm the cat down as soon as it is put on. Cats do not like the restraint and it will calm it down and make it less aggressive. This is also good to make them sleep all through the night.

Also, as a bonus, it gives you an excuse to buy her and the cat something simple and she will probably love buying clothes for it.
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