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Cave Johnson 02-12-2013 02:02 PM

Pussy Control Issues
 
After a good long dating career, I may have had my last piece of strange. Met a girl at a SB party who's a solid 8.5 (minimum), younger, fun, educated, good job, same values, etc. She's on a 6 month lease, which creates some implications for moving in down the road.

The problem is her cat, pictured below. It was an ill advised gift from an ex (who I'd now like to kick in the balls). Apparently he's destructive, neurotic, eats uncontrollably, and emphatically does not like my dog. This is not my dog's fault, who's pretty mellow and enjoys licking/humping cats. She's attached to it and feels guilty for leaving said cat alone. Which is the natural and empathetic reaction of a well-adjusted person, but it cuts into certain activities and is generally problematic.

So, any advice you can give on dog/cat acclimation or dealing with a psycho cat in general (other than antifreeze) would be very much appreciated.

htismaqe 02-12-2013 02:04 PM

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/liv...CAT06B_300.JPG

Old Dog 02-12-2013 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9396817)
(other than antifreeze)

Ball peen hammer

3rd&48ers 02-12-2013 02:04 PM

PIIHB

3rd&48ers 02-12-2013 02:05 PM

http://www.gedzo.com/wp-content/uplo...afdsafdsaf.png

Cave Johnson 02-12-2013 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 9396824)

Yeah, I thought about enlisting a professional cat therapist.

3rd&48ers 02-12-2013 02:06 PM

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp...cat-creepy.jpg

Mr. Laz 02-12-2013 02:06 PM

feed him ... if he starts looking at you as a provider of food he will be nicer.


also allow him some control with interactions with you and his environment.

ie places to hide that only he goes ... high shelves for him to perch on ... let him come to you a few times and sniff around you to get used to you.


as for your dog, could luck with that

3rd&48ers 02-12-2013 02:07 PM

https://s3.amazonaws.com/luuux-origi...-not-spray.jpg

Munson 02-12-2013 02:09 PM

Antifreeze.

/thread

SPchief 02-12-2013 02:09 PM

Jesus, 10 posts in, this place is slipping



Antifreeze

Ace Gunner 02-12-2013 02:09 PM

get a polar bear

Bump 02-12-2013 02:11 PM

you met a chick at a superbowl party, less than 2 weeks ago, now you want to move in with her? c'mon man.


Or is she preggers already? lol

Old Dog 02-12-2013 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 9396850)
Jesus, 10 posts in, this place is slipping

Antifreeze

Nope, it's just that most of the rest of us can read his OP where he asked for advice "OTHER THAN ANTIFREEZE"

I assume he already tried that and it didn't work

BigCatDaddy 02-12-2013 02:12 PM

Pics of said 8.5?


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