Poop Douche of the Year Poll, Round 3-The_Al_Davis Region - Page 5

Frazod · 02-20-2011, 08:58 PM

On to the Sweet 16! The top two douches advance to the Douchy Elite Eight. One vote, one douche from here on out, so choose your douche carefully.

THE_AL_DAVIS_REGION
Knowmo
Wickedson
Dane McCloud
Sportsshrink

Rams Fan · 02-21-2011, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit

When I picture Hootie and Frazod battling...since they're both from Chicago....I picture Ferris Bueller and Uncle Buck.

You think TMD's from Chicago? I thought he worked in Bloomington-Normal,which is about 3 hours away from Chicago and St. Louis. It's also the home of Illinois St.

Hootie · 02-21-2011, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rams Fan

6'2"? How the hell do you run a mile under 6 mins.?

pretty ****ing easily

Frazod · 02-21-2011, 12:09 AM

C'mon, Pootie. What's the next step in your dickbag career path? Shoveling shit? Sucking cock? A man should take pride in his work.

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-21-2011, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit

When I picture Hootie and Frazod battling...since they're both from Chicago....I picture Ferris Bueller and Uncle Buck.

Hootie's from Chicago?

That's like saying that Goodland, Kansas is Kansas City.

Hootie · 02-21-2011, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Rams Fan

You think TMD's from Chicago? I thought he worked in Bloomington-Normal,which is about 3 hours away from Chicago and St. Louis. It's also the home of Illinois St.

dude I've lived all over Illinois

hopefully I'm out of Illinois in a few years...I hate the cold

Rams Fan · 02-21-2011, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

pretty ****ing easily

I can do it under 8. Just hate running. Lifting weights is where it's at.

**notorious** · 02-21-2011, 12:12 AM

Frazod, I love your Douche of the Year idea.

It seems to have drawn out the douche from the douches.

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-21-2011, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

damnit! I wish I could afford that!!!

hahaha

so you make less than $60K? Or more?

(and $60K in Chicago is about the equivalent of $35K here in southern Illinois)

just curious

More proof that you're a clueless ****ing moron.

Paralegal's in Los Angeles, if they're good, easily make six figure salaries.

JFC, you're such a drunken tool.

Frazod · 02-21-2011, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Hootie's from Chicago?

That's like saying that Goodland, Kansas is Kansas City.

Maybe one day I'll see him dumping the trash in my office.

Frazod · 02-21-2011, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by notorious

Frazod, I love your Douche of the Year idea.

It seems to have drawn out the douche from the douches.

Pootie really seemed to take it personally. ****ing clown.

Hammock Parties · 02-21-2011, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Maybe one day I'll see him dumping the trash in my office.

If you really want to get back at him...get him to sling you a pizza and stiff him on the tip.

Frazod · 02-21-2011, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit

If you really want to get back at him...get him to sling you a pizza and stiff him on the tip.

Like I'd stoop to eating at any shithole that would hire an idiot like him.

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-21-2011, 12:15 AM

Hootie lives in some delusional world where everyone is "smaller" than him physically, they don't make as much money nor do they work as hard and they're ugly.

Hootie · 02-21-2011, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Pootie really seemed to take it personally. ****ing clown.

I could careless...

I could swing it to win this competition in a second...

I just don't give a shit at all...

I'm just pointing out that, since the beginning, I've never cared how an angry, depressed, obese person feels about me...

now you called me out in your original post when this all started which I thought was funny

so I thought I'd point out some facts

and the fact is

95% of obese people are depressed (I made that up but I'm sure it's true lol)...so I don't blame you for envying someone who is much younger, with much better genes, and doesn't have to worry about heart disease or diabetes (knock on wood)...

so maybe I am a douche

I'm ok with that

I'm a douche with priorities that include doing all I can do to not kill myself by making poor decisions...

you want to get personal with me

that's fine

I make plenty of money doing work that makes me happy...not sure a lot of people can say that...but if it makes you happy to make fun of me...then I'm glad I can help you out...

I know I'd be in the same boat as you if I were in your shape...I feel bad for you, really

I have a very close friend who had a good job (that he recently quit)...and he's morbidly obese and now he just sits around...eats cheeseburgers...and plays video games all day

and he's depressed as shit...hasn't been laid in a decade

...

and he's lazy as shit

so fraz

everytime you start pointing a finger at me you should realize you're pointing three back at yourself!

Hootie · 02-21-2011, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Hootie lives in some delusional world where everyone is "smaller" than him physically, they don't make as much money nor do they work as hard and they're ugly.

nah

I don't think I'm big at all...I'm tall...but I'm not real strong or anything...I doubt I could even put up 225 one time anymore

most 40 year old men make a lot more money than me

not a whole lot of 25 year olds do...shit I'm right in the median for everyone in America

I do know that I am...

Debt free.
Habit free.

and have two steady jobs that are, or at least have been, recession proof

and I get the best shifts and make the most money

so I feel pretty good about myself...

sorry if that bothers you Dane

View Poll Results: The_Al_Davis Region, Round Three
KnowMo	51	34.69%
Wickedson	21	14.29%
Dane McCloud	51	34.69%
Sportsshrink	24	16.33%
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02-20-2011, 08:58 PM
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-566615	Douche of the Year Poll, Round 3-The_Al_Davis Region On to the Sweet 16! The top two douches advance to the Douchy Elite Eight. One vote, one douche from here on out, so choose your douche carefully. THE_AL_DAVIS_REGION Knowmo Wickedson Dane McCloud Sportsshrink
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02-21-2011, 12:09 AM	#63
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-566615	C'mon, Pootie. What's the next step in your dickbag career path? Shoveling shit? Sucking cock? A man should take pride in his work.
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02-21-2011, 12:12 AM	#67
notorious Supporter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Who knows? Casino cash: $-754116	Frazod, I love your Douche of the Year idea. It seems to have drawn out the douche from the douches.
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02-21-2011, 12:15 AM	#73
DaneMcCloud Supporter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Hollywood, CA Casino cash: $10053648	Hootie lives in some delusional world where everyone is "smaller" than him physically, they don't make as much money nor do they work as hard and they're ugly.
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