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View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach? | |||
Zach | 10 | 16.39% | |
Simply Red | 38 | 62.30% | |
They kill each other | 13 | 21.31% | |
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12-08-2012, 10:51 PM | #1 |
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shiiiiii.......... there gonna be BUCKETS of sweat from this scenario. not sure if it was stated, but are the men shirtless? if so. I think we should do this. Cover them in egg yolk and and whites. scatter a ton of flour all over the room. after they wrestle and one of them are dead. the winner must collect all of the dough that they made during wrestling to the death, they must bake some bread with the dough and feed it to scott pioli
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12-08-2012, 10:40 PM | #2 |
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I'm gonna go with Zach. While I like SR most of the time, Zach could probably insult him in such a way that he'd run away and refuse to come back (then show back up a month or two later).
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12-08-2012, 10:40 PM | #3 |
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Is a bathroom break involved? If not, I could definitely see piss and feces becoming a large part in this fight.
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12-08-2012, 10:40 PM | #4 |
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Are there midgets?
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12-08-2012, 10:42 PM | #5 |
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Zoccer is jacking of to his own soccer talk while giving himself an acid enema. SR can't survive the close confines and kills himself with blunt force trauma. As he falls the the ground Zoccer blows snot on SR and yells G-G-G-G-O-A-L!!!!!!!!!
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12-08-2012, 10:45 PM | #6 |
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Zach reminds me of Peta from the Hunger games book.
Does he have a chic with him that can shoot a bow in the middle of a back flip and take a testicle off of a field mouse at 150 yardss? |
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12-08-2012, 10:47 PM | #7 |
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The Official Chiefsplanetiseum Rulebook CLEARLY states NO MIDGETS.
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12-08-2012, 10:48 PM | #8 |
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You just pissed FrankoTank way the **** off.
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12-08-2012, 10:49 PM | #9 |
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12-08-2012, 10:49 PM | #10 |
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If SR could work up a kick to the head, he'd surely temporarily blind Zach with freshly polished loafers shined to perfection with a touch of lemon zest.
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12-08-2012, 10:50 PM | #11 |
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Out of these two, who balls the hardest?
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12-08-2012, 10:50 PM | #12 |
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SR, because I heard Zach has a vagina.
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12-08-2012, 10:51 PM | #13 |
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Reds the ****ing Baller Brah
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12-08-2012, 10:53 PM | #14 |
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I'll take Zach. He's a former offensive lineman. He'd pancake SR when SR told him he was wearing the wrong shoes for autumn.
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12-08-2012, 10:55 PM | #15 |
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So Zach is wearing white cleats?
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