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View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?
Zach 7 14.00%
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They kill each other 11 22.00%
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:16 PM  
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Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?

The setting:

Small, enclosed arena with no exits. Enough room to maneuver, but not quite enough room for someone just to run away from their opponent.

The weapons:

Each contestant is armed with a heavy rubber mallet and a small flask of hydrochloric acid.





The rules:

There are no rules.

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Old 12-08-2012, 09:45 PM   #46
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Also, what is the weather like? Is it storming?
It's 108 degrees. The spectators are air conditioned, however.

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Is a bathroom break involved? If not, I could definitely see piss and feces becoming a large part in this fight.
Every 20 minutes each contestant may relieve themselves through a small hole in the wall. However, each hole is a portal to the other hole. Kind of like this:



Be careful what you stick in the hole.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:47 PM   #47
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Are there midgets?

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The Official Chiefsplanetiseum Rulebook CLEARLY states NO MIDGETS.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:48 PM   #48
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It's 108 degrees. The spectators are air conditioned, however.



Every 20 minutes each contestant may relieve themselves through a small hole in the wall. However, each hole is a portal to the other hole. Kind of like this:



Be careful what you stick in the hole.

woah woah woah here. Spectators? So there will be windows?
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I'm just saying there's all sorts of shit i could be doing! I could watch a movie, play a video game, rub one out, read a book, learn a foreign language, etc.. But i'm still watching the assholes because i love them, and I hate myself
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:48 PM   #49
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The Official Chiefsplanetiseum Rulebook CLEARLY states NO MIDGETS.
You just pissed FrankoTank way the **** off.
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woah woah woah here. Spectators? So there will be windows?
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:49 PM   #51
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The Official Chiefsplanetiseum Rulebook CLEARLY states NO MIDGETS.
That's just bullshit.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:49 PM   #52
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If SR could work up a kick to the head, he'd surely temporarily blind Zach with freshly polished loafers shined to perfection with a touch of lemon zest.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:50 PM   #53
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shiiiiii.......... there gonna be BUCKETS of sweat from this scenario. not sure if it was stated, but are the men shirtless? if so. I think we should do this. Cover them in egg yolk and and whites. scatter a ton of flour all over the room. after they wrestle and one of them are dead. the winner must collect all of the dough that they made during wrestling to the death, they must bake some bread with the dough and feed it to scott pioli
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shiiiiii.......... there gonna be BUCKETS of sweat from this scenario. not sure if it was stated, but are the men shirtless? if so. I think we should do this. Cover them in egg yolk and and whites. scatter a ton of flour all over the room. after they wrestle and one of them are dead. the winner must collect all of the dough that they made during wrestling to the death, they must bake some bread with the dough and feed it to scott pioli
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I'll take Zach. He's a former offensive lineman. He'd pancake SR when SR told him he was wearing the wrong shoes for autumn.
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shiiiiii.......... there gonna be BUCKETS of sweat from this scenario. not sure if it was stated, but are the men shirtless?
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I'll take Zach. He's a former offensive lineman. He'd pancake SR when SR told him he was wearing the wrong shoes for autumn.
So Zach is wearing white cleats?
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