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Count Zarth 12-08-2012 09:16 PM

Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?
 
The setting:

Small, enclosed arena with no exits. Enough room to maneuver, but not quite enough room for someone just to run away from their opponent.

The weapons:

Each contestant is armed with a heavy rubber mallet and a small flask of hydrochloric acid.

http://one04design.files.wordpress.c...02/mallet2.jpg

http://anthembranding.wpengine.netdn...r-Flask-02.png

The rules:

There are no rules.

A small crowd of CP spectators watches through mirrored windows.

Buck 12-08-2012 09:16 PM

Simply Red in a blowout.

Mr_Tomahawk 12-08-2012 09:17 PM

What's the background between these two...?

Are they lovers?

Ebolapox 12-08-2012 09:17 PM

ROFL

Ebolapox 12-08-2012 09:18 PM

they likely end up sucking each others' dicks, though.

Count Zarth 12-08-2012 09:18 PM

This is the kind of mallet I am talking about if you need more details.

http://one04design.files.wordpress.c...02/mallet2.jpg

something cooler 12-08-2012 09:18 PM

Simply Red and he would then dress Zach's body up in stylish fashion.

Count Zarth 12-08-2012 09:19 PM

A rubber flask ensures it will not be used as a weapon:

http://anthembranding.wpengine.netdn...r-Flask-02.png

Bacon Cheeseburger 12-08-2012 09:22 PM

Zach would just bore him to death.

Rain Man 12-08-2012 09:22 PM

How small is the arena?

cdcox 12-08-2012 09:22 PM

Hydrochloric acid is pretty wimpy as a weapon.

I'd take nitric, sulfuric, fluoric or even glacial acetic acid over hydrochloric. Kinda ruins the whole thread.

Count Zarth 12-08-2012 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 9190579)
Hydrochloric acid is pretty wimpy as a weapon.

I'd take nitric, sulfuric, fluoric or even glacial acetic acid over hydrochloric. Kinda ruins the whole thread.

The weapon is not intended to be lethal. Think of it as more of a distraction or hindrance.

A cunning warrior would employ it well.

lewdog 12-08-2012 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9190576)
Zach would just bore him to death.

ROFL

Hey, did you hear about soccer..................

something cooler 12-08-2012 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9190578)
How small is the arena?

rainman saw this thread and got all excited.

Count Zarth 12-08-2012 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9190578)
How small is the arena?

Let's say it's about 12x10.


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