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10-26-2014, 08:10 AM | #1 |
In Search of a Life
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10-26-2014, 08:33 AM | #2 |
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Lack of sleep and the roofers for F***ing my up Directv.
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11-12-2014, 02:14 PM | #3 |
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I just used my vagina to get out of going to work tonight. Because it's just sooooo snowy I couldn't possibly make it there in one piece... right?
Not only did it work with a lot of manly concern for my safety but I got a lecture on the advantages of buying a 4x4.
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11-12-2014, 02:26 PM | #5 |
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I seem to be pooping more than normal and it is ****ing cold.
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11-12-2014, 02:29 PM | #6 |
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11-12-2014, 02:48 PM | #7 |
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My water heater started leaking and the ignitor went out in my oven on the same day.
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11-12-2014, 02:59 PM | #8 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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open the little vent thingy on top
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11-12-2014, 03:05 PM | #9 |
Go Beavers!
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12-04-2014, 09:53 PM | #10 |
It was not a fair catch
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people driving with their headphone on.
Isn't that illegal?
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12-04-2014, 10:02 PM | #11 |
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12-05-2014, 06:35 AM | #12 |
It was not a fair catch
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no, full headphones or earbuds connected to an ipod or phone.
seeing a lot of that
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12-04-2014, 09:57 PM | #13 |
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I have slightly more chicken on my plate than barbecue sauce. I don't feel like getting up to get more barbecue sauce, but I want it.
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12-05-2014, 01:56 AM | #14 |
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This very nearly approaches a cardinal sin. I avoid that possibility by floating my meat in a virtual lake barbecue sauce at the outset. I also don't like to have BBQ where you don't get your own individual bottle of BBQ sauce to drown your meat.
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12-05-2014, 01:25 PM | #15 |
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I'm not organized enough to barbecue throughout the whole process, and it was just my own dinner since the wife was out. So I baked some chicken and then dumped barbecue sauce on it. It's my special recipe, I guess.
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