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Old 10-08-2014, 06:16 PM  
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Two Things Irking You Right Now
Itching from the hundred mosquito bites I got last night. Girl next to me at the bar wearing way too much perfume, damn near choking me.

What are your top two current complaints?
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Old 10-26-2014, 08:10 AM   #196
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I'm pretty urked that I'm awake right now.

Oh and I'm hungry.


Time to take the bull by the horns, slap in an iv and go back to sleep.
Wow, you sound pretty irked.

You're like Steve Irkel
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Old 10-26-2014, 08:33 AM   #197
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Old 11-12-2014, 02:14 PM   #198
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I just used my vagina to get out of going to work tonight. Because it's just sooooo snowy I couldn't possibly make it there in one piece... right?


Not only did it work with a lot of manly concern for my safety but I got a lecture on the advantages of buying a 4x4.
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Old 11-12-2014, 02:25 PM   #199
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I just used my vagina to get out of going to work tonight. Because it's just sooooo snowy I couldn't possibly make it there in one piece... right?


Not only did it work with a lot of manly concern for my safety but I got a lecture on the advantages of buying a 4x4.
The ol' "my vagina has got a split in it" excuse, eh?

Works every time.
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Old 11-12-2014, 02:26 PM   #200
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I seem to be pooping more than normal and it is ****ing cold.
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Old 11-12-2014, 02:29 PM   #201
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I seem to be pooping more than normal and it is ****ing cold.
Your poop is cold? That means you're dead inside
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Old 11-12-2014, 02:48 PM   #202
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My water heater started leaking and the ignitor went out in my oven on the same day.

Bonus irk: the old water heater is taking forever to drain right now.
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Old 11-12-2014, 02:59 PM   #203
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My water heater started leaking and the ignitor went out in my oven on the same day.

Bonus irk: the old water heater is taking forever to drain right now.
open the little vent thingy on top
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Old 11-12-2014, 03:05 PM   #204
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open the little vent thingy on top
The pipes are open right now or I would have. It's going a little faster right now. I think it worked through the sediment.
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Old 12-04-2014, 09:53 PM   #205
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people driving with their headphone on.

Isn't that illegal?
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Old 12-04-2014, 09:57 PM   #206
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I have slightly more chicken on my plate than barbecue sauce. I don't feel like getting up to get more barbecue sauce, but I want it.
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Old 12-04-2014, 10:02 PM   #207
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Isn't that illegal?
You mean like a hands-free device over one ear?
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Old 12-05-2014, 01:48 AM   #208
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Two things irking me right now this instant?


1. I haven't ****ed a supermodel this month.

2. Those damn speed bumps they are putting on every suburban street these days so you have to slow to 20 mph. I mean, multiple speed bumps on every street. Everytime I go over one I honk my horn in disapproval. If it is midnight and I have to go over one in the burbs, I just lay into my horn to let the neighborhood know I do NOT approve of the rampant overabundance of this latest stupidity of putting speed humps every quarter mile down every suburban street. FU to whoever is causing this.


Disclaimer: OK, I've never ****ed a supermodel, but it is just irking me right now that I haven't ****ed one this month.


On second thought, I think those stinking speed bumps irk me even more than the fact that I haven't ****ed a supermodel this month, so you can change the order on the above irksome thinks. #1 is the suburban speed humps and #2 is the fact I have not ****ed a supermodel this month.
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Old 12-05-2014, 01:56 AM   #209
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I have slightly more chicken on my plate than barbecue sauce. I don't feel like getting up to get more barbecue sauce, but I want it.
This very nearly approaches a cardinal sin. I avoid that possibility by floating my meat in a virtual lake barbecue sauce at the outset. I also don't like to have BBQ where you don't get your own individual bottle of BBQ sauce to drown your meat.
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