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10-26-2014, 08:10 AM | #196 |
In Search of a Life
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10-26-2014, 08:33 AM | #197 |
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Lack of sleep and the roofers for F***ing my up Directv.
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11-12-2014, 02:14 PM | #198 |
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I just used my vagina to get out of going to work tonight. Because it's just sooooo snowy I couldn't possibly make it there in one piece... right?
Not only did it work with a lot of manly concern for my safety but I got a lecture on the advantages of buying a 4x4.
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11-12-2014, 02:26 PM | #200 |
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I seem to be pooping more than normal and it is ****ing cold.
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11-12-2014, 02:29 PM | #201 |
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11-12-2014, 02:48 PM | #202 |
Go Beavers!
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My water heater started leaking and the ignitor went out in my oven on the same day.
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11-12-2014, 02:59 PM | #203 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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open the little vent thingy on top
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11-12-2014, 03:05 PM | #204 |
Go Beavers!
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12-04-2014, 09:53 PM | #205 |
It was not a fair catch
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people driving with their headphone on.
Isn't that illegal?
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12-04-2014, 09:57 PM | #206 |
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I have slightly more chicken on my plate than barbecue sauce. I don't feel like getting up to get more barbecue sauce, but I want it.
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12-04-2014, 10:02 PM | #207 |
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12-05-2014, 01:48 AM | #208 |
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Two things irking me right now this instant?
1. I haven't ****ed a supermodel this month. 2. Those damn speed bumps they are putting on every suburban street these days so you have to slow to 20 mph. I mean, multiple speed bumps on every street. Everytime I go over one I honk my horn in disapproval. If it is midnight and I have to go over one in the burbs, I just lay into my horn to let the neighborhood know I do NOT approve of the rampant overabundance of this latest stupidity of putting speed humps every quarter mile down every suburban street. FU to whoever is causing this. Disclaimer: OK, I've never ****ed a supermodel, but it is just irking me right now that I haven't ****ed one this month. On second thought, I think those stinking speed bumps irk me even more than the fact that I haven't ****ed a supermodel this month, so you can change the order on the above irksome thinks. #1 is the suburban speed humps and #2 is the fact I have not ****ed a supermodel this month. |
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12-05-2014, 01:56 AM | #209 |
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This very nearly approaches a cardinal sin. I avoid that possibility by floating my meat in a virtual lake barbecue sauce at the outset. I also don't like to have BBQ where you don't get your own individual bottle of BBQ sauce to drown your meat.
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12-05-2014, 02:46 AM | #210 |
It's just a ride.
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EXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS
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