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02-10-2015, 09:20 AM | #16 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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Golf course maintenance is the worst. Fixing broken irrigation lines in stagnant water filled with leeches, picking up some one who sucks the penis's cigar butt in the bunker every fifth hole, weed-eating fifty degree slopes, emptying those wire mesh trash cans that spill backwashed beer and chaw all over you.
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02-10-2015, 11:09 AM | #17 |
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I hate sod and seeding. Mainly because I don't have a sprinkler system and I have to remember to water it. Last time I literally paid some swinging dick to come back to my house a couple times a week to water it. Cuz I wasn't going to remember to drag the hose & sprinkler around all week. Use of straw is helpful though, to keep in the moisture.
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02-10-2015, 11:36 AM | #18 | |
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Only mine was destroyed by heat and bugs while we had a no water ordinance. Now I have re-claimed water and it survived the last re-sodding. |
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02-10-2015, 07:47 PM | #19 | |
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I kind of figured there was no way a landscaping gig could go well in any capacity, so I stayed away. I'd be cussing like Spalding all up and down that ****ing golf course.
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02-10-2015, 07:51 PM | #20 |
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02-10-2015, 07:58 PM | #21 | |
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This phenomena needs to be explored in great detail. Does Lowe's have a "call the cops/INS"-policy in regards to the day labor, or is Lowe's too "highfalutin'" for today's upwardly mobile migrant?
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02-10-2015, 07:59 PM | #22 |
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It's pretty easy. If you have a tow hitch on your car, tillers are rented mounted on their own special trailer. That would turn a 4 hour shovel job into a 10 minute job.
Grass seed is way, way cheaper though. Personally, I wouldn't bother with grass in a natural desert. |
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