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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis? | |||
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. | 72 | 59.50% | |
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. | 3 | 2.48% | |
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. | 28 | 23.14% | |
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option | 4 | 3.31% | |
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. | 14 | 11.57% | |
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12-19-2014, 07:01 PM | #1 |
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12-19-2014, 07:03 PM | #2 | |
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Learn the Greek alphabet. Also, 69. Leaves her with no choice in the matter. |
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12-19-2014, 07:09 PM | #3 |
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Nah, I think I am pretty good, she asks for it all the time. She just refused to give head. I know the reason why and totally understand the reason. So I don't push it
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12-19-2014, 07:29 PM | #4 | |
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I was with a girl for 6 months like that, she'd do ANY damn thing but swallow because of an ugly incident in her past... I guess thats what happens to girls from an "escort service" without the muscle a pimp is supposed to provide. But yeah, you're anonymous brucey 72 on the web... what was her deal, why wouldnt she go down? |
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12-19-2014, 07:37 PM | #5 | |
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Moment later, she kicked in my glass shower door wielding a 12 inch knife at me, seeting, with eyes that could kill you alone and threatening to kill me. I bolted out, grabbed the knife hand, slammed it against the wall, dislodging the knife. I eventually made it to my phone and dialed 911. I hope she is doing well. Last edited by eDave; 12-19-2014 at 07:46 PM.. |
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12-19-2014, 07:43 PM | #6 | |
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Glad you're ok. |
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12-19-2014, 08:12 PM | #7 |
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After 28 years of marriage my wife was kind of meh about BJs. We kind got in a rut because of raising the girls and working so much it was hurry up and do it and let's go to sleep...
I decided to do some manscaping one day and holy shit she was fascinated by it and couldn't leave it alone.... it also looked huge with its new hair cut.. |
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12-19-2014, 08:11 PM | #8 | |
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But that one final act was strictly verboten. |
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12-20-2014, 01:11 AM | #9 | |
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So no i dont push it and never will, if she decides to then that will happen when it happens. I cant blame her and am just happy she didnt turn lesbian. |
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12-20-2014, 01:14 AM | #10 |
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Damn. Sorry we drew that out of you. You sound rock solid.
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12-20-2014, 01:42 AM | #11 | |||
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Bro, I'm really sorry if you're sensitive about it. I was just cracking a joke. Honestly I figured you'd get a chuckle out of it. My bad. I never got the impression you didn't get laid because you couldn't. I assumed that it wasn't worth the hassle to you. So, you have my apologies if that made you mad. |
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12-21-2014, 11:59 AM | #12 |
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Oh hell, sorry I asked... lets hope they're all being raped at this very minute.
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12-19-2014, 07:33 PM | #13 |
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While most of us on CP are only working with a 10-12 incher, you've got that monster 16" working. I see why she doesn't want to as well.
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