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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:52 PM   #1
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When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.

"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
"Sahweet"

Pairs well with a donkey punch.
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:03 PM   #2
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The T-Rex:

When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.

"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
"Sahweet"

Pairs well with a donkey punch.
I would think a large percentage of women would just put her hands on your hands.

The amputee or stubby.



Bonus points for everyone that just touched their shoulders and looked at their elbows.
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Old 12-21-2014, 07:52 AM   #3
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The T-Rex:

When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.

"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
"Sahweet"

Pairs well with a donkey punch.
The Silverback Gorilla

Having sec with a girl doggy style..you pull out cum on her back..take your hand smear it across her back..jam your thumb in her ass really quick

She will try crawling away while screaming making monkey sounds

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Old 12-21-2014, 08:01 AM   #4
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The Silverback Gorilla

Having sec with a girl doggy style..you pull out cum on her back..take your hand smear it across her back..jam your thumb in her ass really quick

She will try crawling away while screaming making sounds
The pirate:

Nut in her eye, and kick her in the shin.

She'll hop on on leg covering one eye screaming arrrrrrrrrgggg!


The dolphin:

Try to stick it her ass and she says "eh eh, eh eh, eh eh"
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Old 12-21-2014, 08:46 AM   #5
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The pirate:

Nut in her eye, and kick her in the shin.

She'll hop on on leg covering one eye screaming arrrrrrrrrgggg!


The dolphin:

Try to stick it her ass and she says "eh eh, eh eh, eh eh"
Doesn't seem nice II
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Old 12-21-2014, 08:46 AM   #6
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Having sec with a girl doggy style..you pull out cum on her back..take your hand smear it across her back..jam your thumb in her ass really quick

She will try crawling away while screaming making monkey sounds
Doesn't seem nice.
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