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View Poll Results: Do you have a larger penis than the average in this study? | |||
Yes, I'm larger | 105 | 77.21% | |
No, I'm below the curve line | 7 | 5.15% | |
I'm the average in the poll | 18 | 13.24% | |
GAZ has the biggest penis on earth | 6 | 4.41% | |
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03-05-2015, 04:26 PM | #1 | |
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Fortunately my friends and I have ... you know ... common sense. So we don't say things like, "oh man my penis is huge! too big for most girls!" Or things like, "hey bro! I got an 8" dick. No big deal!" ...because who says shit like that? How do I put this ... if you say things like that, you're just a huge ****ing bundle of sticks (with probably a pretty low IQ) |
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03-05-2015, 04:29 PM | #2 | |
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03-05-2015, 04:38 PM | #3 | |
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Rather than laughing about it and giving native shit like every other person in the thread, you chose to make it about you. You have some serious issues you need to get ironed out by a professional. Final point: despite native's dick pic, Hootie is still the king of oversharing on Chiefsplanet. Frankly, I don't know why we let a confessed rapist back on the BB. |
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03-05-2015, 05:58 PM | #4 |
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03-05-2015, 04:26 PM | #5 | |
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Holy ****. You really believe you're a better person than me. This is ****ing hilarious. You're a leasing agent at a ****ing apartment complex for college kids that still gets black out drunk on a regular basis despite being almost 30 years old. You've relayed stories of what most people consider rape over the years. You've also mentioned your STD history here. I could go on. You really need some help man. |
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03-05-2015, 04:29 PM | #6 |
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I did not expect to see a penis beside my own in a non-pornographic context today.
So there's that.
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03-05-2015, 04:31 PM | #7 |
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When Chris Johnson goes to night clubs, or meets people ...
how many times do you think he's like, "hey guys, I'm Chris ... I run a 4.2 40!" Uhm, probably never. You want to know who says things like that? People (men for the most part) with a complex. Our boy KC Native basically described himself in this thread as an uncoordinated mess (stone hands, no agility). Basically, he isn't athletic at all. An uncoordinated booger-eating dipshit. There's your complex. We played flag football with this kid we met through a girl we went to high school with ... the dude was so bad it was hilarious. Our QB was amazing ... he threw him a ball one time ... it ****ed blasted him straight in the chest in the end zone, bounced up, was picked off ... it was maybe the most uncoordinated thing I've ever seen in my life. His response, "I wasn't ready!!!" He tried playing QB (we wouldn't let him) and he literally couldn't throw the ball overhand. I'm not kidding. He'd warm up, play catch, and throw the ball like underhand ... and he didn't know he was bad. He literally wanted to play QB. Couldn't throw. Had no idea. It was hysterical. We nicknamed him "booger eater." He's a good looking cat, too. The aformentioned girl is pretty hot (she was a hell of an athlete, too, which is hilarious). But he was so oblivious to how terrible he was it was hysterical. "Booger eater." That's pretty much how I picture our boy Native at this point. |
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03-05-2015, 04:36 PM | #8 | |
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Where did I say I was an uncoordinated mess? Lacking agility doesn't mean someone isn't fast. If fast coordinated into football ability then every track star in the world would be an awesome football player and we know that's not true from watching the Raiders over the years. Your ability to twist what people say to fit within whatever scenario you have in your head is ****ing awesome. |
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03-05-2015, 04:34 PM | #9 |
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I've been proud of the chlamydia diagnosis every time (3) it has happened. I wouldn't trade those experiences for a thing. A Z pack and a badge of honor.
...but this isn't about me, my degenerate life style, or my occupation... this is about a guy who has grown such an inferiority complex over the years he's posting his erection for all to see on CHIEFSPLANET.COM I mean... lol |
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03-05-2015, 04:36 PM | #10 |
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What does it feel like? How do you get rid of it?
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03-05-2015, 04:38 PM | #11 |
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Might burn when you pee, your pee hole might itch, your dick might leak some shit that looks like cocoa butter.. Or you might not feel a thing..
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03-05-2015, 04:41 PM | #12 |
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proud of getting the clap multiple times. Way to aim high there buddy. It's amazing how pissed you are because someone called your bluff and was "edgier" than you. |
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03-05-2015, 04:36 PM | #14 |
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we tried running a zone defense with booger eater ... and he kept ****ing it up ... and his zone would score and he'd be like, "that wasn't my man! that wasn't my man!" and one of our teammates finally said, "hey, moron, it's a ****ing zone, you don't have a ****ing man."
oh booger eater ... even you aren't as pathetic as the dude posting boner pics on a public domain on a football message board |
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03-05-2015, 04:38 PM | #15 |
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Native is gay?
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