15K penis's examined. How do you measure up?

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

It is almost like Hootie has never been a part of a locker room or large group of guys that hang out a lot.

Well,

Fortunately my friends and I have ... you know ... common sense. So we don't say things like, "oh man my penis is huge! too big for most girls!" Or things like, "hey bro! I got an 8" dick. No big deal!"

...because who says shit like that?

How do I put this ...

if you say things like that, you're just a huge ****ing bundle of sticks (with probably a pretty low IQ)

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Well,

Fortunately my friends and I have ... you know ... common sense. So we don't say things like, "oh man my penis is huge! too big for most girls!" Or things like, "hey bro! I got an 8" dick. No big deal!"

...because who says shit like that?

How do I put this ...

if you say things like that, you're just a huge ****ing pillowbitergot (with probably a pretty low IQ)

says the guy who stopped serving tables about two years ago.

[Nightfyre]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Well,

Fortunately my friends and I have ... you know ... common sense. So we don't say things like, "oh man my penis is huge! too big for most girls!" Or things like, "hey bro! I got an 8" dick. No big deal!"

...because who says shit like that?

How do I put this ...

if you say things like that, you're just a huge ****ing pillowbitergot (with probably a pretty low IQ)

Whatever. Guys in a male-driven culture, such as a locker-room or in the military or whatever, will always make stupid comments and jokes to this effect. And there is always one guy who takes it too far for comic effect. Native is that guy in this thread. But you clearly have never been privy to such a culture, so you do not understand the dynamic here.
Rather than laughing about it and giving native shit like every other person in the thread, you chose to make it about you. You have some serious issues you need to get ironed out by a professional.


Final point: despite native's dick pic, Hootie is still the king of oversharing on Chiefsplanet. Frankly, I don't know why we let a confessed rapist back on the BB.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

Whatever. Guys in a male-driven culture, such as a locker-room or in the military or whatever, will always make stupid comments and jokes to this effect. And there is always one guy who takes it too far for comic effect. Native is that guy in this thread. But you clearly have never been privy to such a culture, so you do not understand the dynamic here.
Rather than laughing about it and giving native shit like every other person in the thread, you chose to make it about you. You have some serious issues you need to get ironed out by a professional.


Final point: despite native's dick pic, Hootie is still the king of oversharing on Chiefsplanet. Frankly, I don't know why we let a confessed rapist back on the BB.

I will say I wanted hootie back for melt downs just like this. He's good for that.