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Old 07-31-2013, 03:51 PM  
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:22 AM   #121
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yeah I agree. In this case it was his actions after parking that set me off.
particularly the "**** you" part.
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:23 AM   #122
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Old 08-01-2013, 11:03 AM   #123
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Imagine if that tire busts on the interstate and the car gets into an accident and there's a huge, fiery explosion which claims the life of the driver and his entire family.

Their blood on your hands because you got upset over missing a parking spot.

Yep, totally worth it.
many moons ago my bro-in-law broke up with this psycho chick. it got really ugly. there was a scene in a bar involving me, him and some of her guy friends. didn't come to blows but almost. I did my best to stay out of it....but you know how it is sometimes..... she'd been to my house and whatnot so knew where I lived. at it's most vicious point....he moved away. one day shortly after this I'm driving my truck and it starts feeling funny. I pull over to give her a once over but didn't notice anything. took her to the shop and get a call and my guy tells me that on one wheel ALL of my lugnuts were lose. so lose in fact that it wallered out the holes and ruined the wheel. he said it was about to come off. he was pretty concerned and told me no way it was a coincidence and do I have somebody out to get me.

my two kids were lil tykes at the time. the reality is we all could have been killed. I have no doubt she had somebody...prolly her brother....do it.
went to the cops and told them what's up and they filed a report. I called her and left a message on her phone saying - I know you did it and I know I can't prove it - you coulda killed us all including my two little kids - the cops have your name, address & phone number so don't be surprised if you hear from them - don't call me as I have no interest in listening to any of your BS - and lastly....for your sake, you better hope my life is ****ing roses going forward cause if one ****ing thing goes wrong around here I'm gonna blame YOU!

never heard from her or saw her again. but I'd bet a limb she did it. she abso-****ing-lutely did that shit man. people are ****ing insane.

I also believe after hearing my message, I'll bet she was like holy shit what did I do. he's right....I coulda got them all killed. but she did it man. she did it.
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Old 08-01-2013, 11:09 AM   #124
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He probably would have fallen for a banana in the tailpipe.
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Old 08-01-2013, 11:11 AM   #125
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Dayze....good on you not getting outta the car.
I hope I'd have done the same.....but......
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Old 08-01-2013, 11:13 AM   #126
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People are just dumb. I came out of the grocery store the other day and someone had left their cart leaning against my car on a hill. Too lazy to walk 25 feet to put it in the cart return area. I truly hate people sometimes.
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Old 08-01-2013, 11:25 AM   #127
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He probably would have fallen for a banana in the tailpipe.
I'm not a mechanical dude.
what would this do? it would make the engine stall...right? so he'd fire it up...it would run a little...and then die. then not start again. that about right?
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Old 08-01-2013, 11:29 AM   #128
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it would fly out of the tailpipe, ricochet off of another vehicle, and scratch the shit out of his car.
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Old 08-01-2013, 11:41 AM   #129
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it would fly out of the tailpipe, ricochet off of another vehicle, and scratch the shit out of his car.
prolly would hit YOUR car!
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Old 08-01-2013, 11:42 AM   #130
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dude, knowing my luck - not only would a banana manage to fly out, it would hit my car.
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Old 08-01-2013, 11:47 AM   #131
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Old 08-01-2013, 12:00 PM   #132
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Yeah, this fat, lazy American culture is so ****ing sickening. I NEVER park close to my destination and I'm no worse for wear because of it. I actually get annoyed when I see people driving around looking for a close spot when there are a hundred open just 50 feet further down the lot. IT'S WALKING, PEOPLE! NOT THAT ****ING HARD.

The funniest, though, has got to be the people that do that at the gym. People are ****ing dumbasses.
Yeah that always cracks me up as well. I try to park well away from all the other cars when I can to cut down on door dings. When I walk into a store it's always funny to watch people drive around taking several laps burning gas to get 25 feet closer to the door, lazy ****ers.
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Old 08-01-2013, 12:26 PM   #133
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yep. I just park my shit, and get in and out as quickly as possible.
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Old 08-01-2013, 12:33 PM   #134
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I'm not a mechanical dude.
what would this do? it would make the engine stall...right? so he'd fire it up...it would run a little...and then die. then not start again. that about right?
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Old 08-01-2013, 12:47 PM   #135
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I'm not a mechanical dude.
what would this do? it would make the engine stall...right? so he'd fire it up...it would run a little...and then die. then not start again. that about right?
If you don't get a good fit, nothing will happen. If you really plug it up, the car can't "breathe" and very quickly stalls. And won't start again until the the big fruit is removed.

Or so I've heard.
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