Douche of the Year Poll, Round 3-The_Al_Davis Region

[Frazod]

I'm a paralegal at a downtown Chicago law firm. One you'll never be able to afford.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by frazod

I'm a paralegal at a downtown Chicago law firm. One you'll never be able to afford.

damnit! I wish I could afford that!!!

hahaha

so you make less than $60K? Or more?

(and $60K in Chicago is about the equivalent of $35K here in southern Illinois)

just curious

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

damnit! I wish I could afford that!!!

hahaha

so you make less than $60K? Or more?

(and $60K in Chicago is about the equivalent of $35K here in southern Illinois)

just curious

More, spanky. Sorry to disappoint you.

I was still in the Navy when I was your age, you lazy, pampered, little twat. You cry like a little girl over a 60 hour work week? WAA, I WORKED TOO HARD I CAN'T GO OUT BECAUSE I'M TOO TIRED WAA. Boo-****ing-hoo, bitch. You don't know what work is.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by frazod

More, spanky. Sorry to disappoint you.

I was still in the Navy when I was your age, you lazy, pampered, little twat. You cry like a little girl over a 60 hour work week? WAA, I WORKED TOO HARD I CAN'T GO OUT BECAUSE I'M TOO TIRED WAA. Boo-****ing-hoo, bitch. You don't know what work is.

since you started the personal attack on me for what I do for a living...

I'll continue it...

you were in the Navy? Wow. Impressive.

Weren't they supposed to teach you discipline???

didn't you learn anything?

It's too bad...because from what I hear you have a bit of a weight issue...

a weight issue that would prevent you from lasting ONE WEEK doing the job I do 50 hours a week.

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

damnit! I wish I could afford that!!!

hahaha

so you make less than $60K? Or more?

(and $60K in Chicago is about the equivalent of $35K here in southern Illinois)

just curious

More proof that you're a clueless ****ing moron.

Paralegal's in Los Angeles, if they're good, easily make six figure salaries.

JFC, you're such a drunken tool.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

damnit! I wish I could afford that!!!

hahaha

so you make less than $60K? Or more?

(and $60K in Chicago is about the equivalent of $35K here in southern Illinois)

just curious

And this is why this guy really needs to be a finalist.

I've never seen anyone get into so many internet dick-measuring contests. And he manages to do so as a goddamn delivery boy.

Seriously, Meatwhistle, you're a peon. That's it and that's all. You flip pies and booze at frat bois. You couldn't be more societally or economically irrelevant and yet you try to whip your dick out every few months and end up having it fed to you.