I fucking HATE Golf !!!!....

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

I'll bid on it. But the putter was actually semi golden today. I actually drilled a 45 footer today...

TO SAVE A TRIPLE BOGEY!!!!!!

Been there. Did I ever tell you the story about the 350 yard par 4 I drove at the 37 Forever golf event 2 years ago?

3 tiered green. I'm on the lowest tier. First putt comes within 2 feet of the hole. I'm stoked. Only problem.... I hit past it. For my putt, I nudged it knowing that if I went past, the ball was gone. Sure enough, as soon as the putter face touched the ball, that sumbitch hauled ass 50 feet down the hill again.

Ended up with a double and was HAPPY to get that. Toughest greens in the world. That's no lie. Ask Roy.

[ROYC75]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Been there. Did I ever tell you the story about the 350 yard par 4 I drove at the 37 Forever golf event 2 years ago?

3 tiered green. I'm on the lowest tier. First putt comes within 2 feet of the hole. I'm stoked. Only problem.... I hit past it. For my putt, I nudged it knowing that if I went past, the ball was gone. Sure enough, as soon as the putter face touched the ball, that sumbitch hauled ass 50 feet down the hill again.

Ended up with a double and was HAPPY to get that. Toughest greens in the world. That's no lie. Ask Roy.

Brutal.... we needed bushel baskets for pins that day !

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Been there. Did I ever tell you the story about the 350 yard par 4 I drove at the 37 Forever golf event 2 years ago?

3 tiered green. I'm on the lowest tier. First putt comes within 2 feet of the hole. I'm stoked. Only problem.... I hit past it. For my putt, I nudged it knowing that if I went past, the ball was gone. Sure enough, as soon as the putter face touched the ball, that sumbitch hauled ass 50 feet down the hill again.

Ended up with a double and was HAPPY to get that. Toughest greens in the world. That's no lie. Ask Roy.

I'll vouch for him too. Those greens were designed in hell.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Been there. Did I ever tell you the story about the 350 yard par 4 I drove at the 37 Forever golf event 2 years ago?

3 tiered green. I'm on the lowest tier. First putt comes within 2 feet of the hole. I'm stoked. Only problem.... I hit past it. For my putt, I nudged it knowing that if I went past, the ball was gone. Sure enough, as soon as the putter face touched the ball, that sumbitch hauled ass 50 feet down the hill again.

Ended up with a double and was HAPPY to get that. Toughest greens in the world. That's no lie. Ask Roy.

Most of the places I play have pretty pedestrian greens. Except for Lions Gate. Those muthas were were like pool table slate. But I hit a long one there on 17(?). 7 Iron from the fringe. Just touched it and it rolled.... and rolled ...... and rolled..... then dropped.

Cool as hell.

[Stinger]

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

Most of the places I play have pretty pedestrian greens. Except for Lions Gate. Those muthas were were like pool table slate. But I hit a long one there on 17(?). 7 Iron from the fringe. Just touched it and it rolled.... and rolled ...... and rolled..... then dropped.

Cool as hell.

That is what I love about golf I can't for the life of me remember the name of the person my wife introduce me to 3 hours ago. But if you say a course that I only played once 6 years ago I will give you a shot by shot detail with the description of every hole.

[Frazod]

That would be a great rant, if it wasn't about golf.

Golf is gay.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Originally Posted by Stinger

That is what I love about golf I can't for the life of me remember the name of the person my wife introduce me to 3 hours ago. But if you say a course that I only played once 6 years ago I will give you a shot by shot detail with the description of every hole.

This game has me. I started playing the 3rd week in May of this year. Now, I play every day that I have off. It's like crack. When I'm more horrible than normal (like today) it's like withdrawl symptoms.

Jeezus I was mad as hell today. But still, I hit that putt.... Made it all worth while.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Update... I like golf again. Yesterday I got back on track. Shot a 90. Haven't broken 90 yet. Played my 3rd round of golf without losing a ball.

Small victories.

[PastorMikH]

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

Update... I like golf again. Yesterday I got back on track. Shot a 90. Haven't broken 90 yet. Played my 3rd round of golf without losing a ball.

Small victories.

To break 90 you have to be proficient with the foot wedge.

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

Update... I like golf again. Yesterday I got back on track. Shot a 90. Haven't broken 90 yet. Played my 3rd round of golf without losing a ball.

Small victories.

How could you lose a ball when you can't hit it out of your shadow?