Life What covid changes in your life will be permanent?

Pitt Gorilla · 12-03-2020, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat

If I scratched my balls in front of you for a few seconds and then extended that hand, would you still shake?

He's not "scared" of your ball reside.

Megatron96 · 12-03-2020, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat

If I scratched my balls in front of you for a few seconds and then extended that hand, would you still shake?

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

He's not "scared" of your ball reside.

Do you regularly scratch your junk in public?

And what's 'ball reside.'?

**Bearcat** · 12-03-2020, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96

Do you regularly scratch your junk in public?

That's kind of the point... does it really matter?

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Megatron96 · 12-03-2020, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat

That's kind of the point... does it really matter?

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Well, kinda. I don't regularly associate with people that scratch their balls in public.

Now that I think about it, I don't associate with people that scratch their balls. Not since football in HS anyway.

**DaFace** · 12-03-2020, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96

Do you regularly scratch your junk in public?

And what's 'ball reside.'?

You don't have to do it in public for it to be on your hands.

Megatron96 · 12-03-2020, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

You don't have to do it in public for it to be on your hands.

Is that what "ball reside" means? i don't get it.

**DaFace** · 12-03-2020, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96

Is that what "ball reside" means? i don't get it.

Residue. Sweat. Smegma. Leftover...fluids. I don't claim to know how often people shower.

Megatron96 · 12-03-2020, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Residue. Sweat. Smegma. Leftover...fluids. I don't claim to know how often people shower.

Ah. Why do you contract it "reside"? Seems unnecessary.

So bottom line, we're scared of residue. i might get stuff on my hands.

Ohmygod. Whatever shall I do?

Look, I'm not scared of some residue. or 'fluids.' Or whatever.

I've been covered in mud for days, as recently as a couple months ago. Drank water from a river. Didn't shower for a week while fishing 10 hours a day in 90 degree heat and ate food with my unwashed hands. I've been up to my armpits in the chest cavities of more than a dozen deer, or otherwise covered in the blood of countless gamebirds and animals. And shook a lot of hands while doing so over 4 decades. Not to mention to dozen or so quail I pulled the innards out of earlier this year.

Actually, the two best handshakes I can remember was the time I was covered in the guts and blood of my first buck with my dad, and when my brother finally got his first deer a few years later.

'Reside' isn't really a thing for me.

Looking at it now, I'm infinitely glad I wasn't raised to have such phobias.

Do you guys wash your hands immediately after finger-banging your girl/boy friend before you get to homebase, or do you just forego putting your naked finger inside another person entirely?

Must be kind of inconvenient, not to mention something of a mood killer.

**DaFace** · 12-03-2020, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96

Ah. Why do you contract it "reside"?

Dude. It's a misspelling. And it wasn't mine.

**Rain Man** · 12-03-2020, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96

Ah. Why do you contract it "reside"? Seems unnecessary.

So bottom line, we're scared of residue. i might get stuff on my hands.

Ohmygod. Whatever shall I do?

Look, I'm not scared of some residue. or 'fluids.' Or whatever.

I've been covered in mud for days, as recently as a couple months ago. Drank water from a river. Didn't shower for a week while fishing 10 hours a day in 90 degree heat and ate food with my unwashed hands. I've been up to my armpits in the chest cavities of more than a dozen deer, or otherwise covered in the blood of countless gamebirds and animals. And shook a lot of hands while doing so over 4 decades. Not to mention to dozen or so quail I pulled the innards out of earlier this year.

Actually, the two best handshakes I can remember was the time I was covered in the guts and blood of my first buck with my dad, and when my brother finally got his first deer a few years later.

'Reside' isn't really a thing for me.

Looking at it now, I'm infinitely glad I wasn't raised to have such phobias.

Do you guys wash your hands immediately after finger-banging your girl/boy friend before you get to homebase, or do you just forego putting your naked finger inside another person entirely?

Must be kind of inconvenient, not to mention something of a mood killer.

This is really convincing me to not shake hands with people.

jerryaldini · 12-03-2020, 06:24 PM

Great list!
I've learned to really enjoy frequently preparing meals at home and surprisingly the simple task of doing dishes.
Work from home as much as possible, and be outdoors more than ever.
Avoid close contact in public with periodic mask wearing.
Cut my own hair, convenient and enjoy doing it (never cared how it looks anyway).
Give away most formal clothes.
More meditation time.

The one return is hopefully go back to gym.

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jerryaldini MVP Join Date: Dec 2018 Casino cash: $4250400	Great list! I've learned to really enjoy frequently preparing meals at home and surprisingly the simple task of doing dishes. Work from home as much as possible, and be outdoors more than ever. Avoid close contact in public with periodic mask wearing. Cut my own hair, convenient and enjoy doing it (never cared how it looks anyway). Give away most formal clothes. More meditation time. The one return is hopefully go back to gym.
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