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View Poll Results: What is the Worst Kind of Shit? | |||
Explosive, foaming diarrhea | 25 | 25.77% | |
Tarry earthworm craps | 7 | 7.22% | |
Creamy peanut butter poops | 20 | 20.62% | |
Asshole stretching bowling ball shits | 20 | 20.62% | |
Premature breakers | 7 | 7.22% | |
Incomplete evacuation | 14 | 14.43% | |
False alarm dumps. All farts, no dirt. | 4 | 4.12% | |
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03-19-2014, 09:21 PM | #2 |
Inmem 2.0
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03-19-2014, 09:23 PM | #3 |
SuperBowl or bust
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For me...really hot foods.
They make me sit on the stool hoping I don't poop. |
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03-19-2014, 09:23 PM | #4 |
Bring It Home
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This thread.
Example A: This thread |
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03-19-2014, 09:23 PM | #5 |
Pessimistically optimistic.
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Worst? The shit of 1001 wipes. The kinds of shits where no matter how much you wipe your ass, you just. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Your. Asshole. CLEAN!
On the opposite end of the spectrum is the clean poopie, where you wipe once, see nothing on the paper, and give a quick fist pump. |
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03-19-2014, 09:23 PM | #6 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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03-19-2014, 09:24 PM | #7 |
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The worst kind is when you have to shit you're 5 minutes away from home but traffic is slow as ****
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03-19-2014, 09:24 PM | #8 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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The best kind: You running down the crack of your mother's ass.
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03-19-2014, 09:24 PM | #9 |
**** off
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This x100
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03-19-2014, 09:24 PM | #10 |
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The kind of shits you get when you have a stomach bug and still decide to play beer pong.
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03-19-2014, 09:26 PM | #11 |
Bring It Home
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03-19-2014, 09:27 PM | #12 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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I do think you've been cheated.
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03-19-2014, 09:27 PM | #13 |
"You like to drink?"
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2014 Kansas City Chiefs offseason.
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03-19-2014, 09:28 PM | #14 |
I'm with the Banned
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The Tabasco enema shit.
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03-19-2014, 09:28 PM | #15 |
It's just a ride.
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The kind that feels like you're pissing brown stuff out of your ass crack. Then when you go for the whipe, it becomes impossible to get it clean. You give up eventually and have rot-ass the rest of the day that starts itching a couple hours later.
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