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View Poll Results: Choose a scenario if you had to select one
Give Up Pizza and Bourbon for the rest of your life. 7 19.44%
A 50 minute Deep Tissue Massage by Peter Hayden Dinklage dressed in full Tyrion Lannister attire w/ Crunchy Peanut Butter as the medium. 29 80.56%
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Old 11-14-2019, 03:29 PM   Topic Starter
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A new weekly thread where I'm entering two scenarios - and asking of you to vote on which scenario you'd prefer.

Please choose which you'd prefer out of the two options.
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Old 11-14-2019, 03:33 PM   #2
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That is a very difficult choice.

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Old 11-14-2019, 08:40 PM   #3
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That is a very difficult choice.

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Not surprised by the results though. But it's Peter Dinklage.
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Old 11-15-2019, 01:15 AM   #4
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Not surprised by the results though. But it's Peter Dinklage.

No ****ing way I'm giving up pizza just because Tyrion Lannister rubs peanut butter on me for an hour.
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Old 11-14-2019, 03:52 PM   #5
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Eh - I can deal with 50 minutes.

I'm not a huge bourbon fan - I tend to use Rye in cocktails and could use Canadian whiskey as a suitable alternative to bourbon in most mixed drinks.

But I would miss the occasional Jack and Coke. And honestly, giving up Pizza would just be damn tough because the REST of the world hasn't. It isn't as though Pizza would cease to exist - I've experienced it now and my friends/family are still gonna be eating plenty of it in my presence.

Had Pizza simply been blinked out of existence before I was born, that's one thing. But he knowledge that I'll one day be sitting with my friends and family while they're eating a Jumbo Combo from Minskeys' and I'll have to pretend that this ****ing calzone is just as good?

Nah, hard pass. I'll take the Peanut butter midget massage.
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Old 11-14-2019, 08:33 PM   #6
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Eh - I can deal with 50 minutes.

I'm not a huge bourbon fan - I tend to use Rye in cocktails and could use Canadian whiskey as a suitable alternative to bourbon in most mixed drinks.

But I would miss the occasional Jack and Coke. And honestly, giving up Pizza would just be damn tough because the REST of the world hasn't. It isn't as though Pizza would cease to exist - I've experienced it now and my friends/family are still gonna be eating plenty of it in my presence.

Had Pizza simply been blinked out of existence before I was born, that's one thing. But he knowledge that I'll one day be sitting with my friends and family while they're eating a Jumbo Combo from Minskeys' and I'll have to pretend that this ****ing calzone is just as good?

Nah, hard pass. I'll take the Peanut butter midget massage.
Canadian whiskey is a ****ing joke and is weaker than shit. NO MAN compares Canadian Whiskey to bourbon.

Bourbon is life and made the best in the US of ****ing A. Ain't nothing like it, so **** off!!!!!
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Old 11-14-2019, 09:10 PM   #7
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Canadian whiskey is a ****ing joke and is weaker than shit. NO MAN compares Canadian Whiskey to bourbon.

Bourbon is life and made the best in the US of ****ing A. Ain't nothing like it, so **** off!!!!!
It's a mixer - who gives a shit? Yeah its week - it's getting dumped in 7 up though so who cares?

If I'm drinking anything straight its scotch anyway. Bourbon is for people that never put the work in to appreciate GOOD whiskey.
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Old 11-14-2019, 09:19 PM   #8
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Bourbon is for people that never put the work in to appreciate GOOD whiskey.
No dislike for scotch here but you clearly don't know shit if that's your take on all bourbon.

I hope your massage ends in a ruptured anus.
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Old 11-14-2019, 09:35 PM   #9
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No dislike for scotch here but you clearly don't know shit if that's your take on all bourbon.

I hope your massage ends in a ruptured anus.
well that's just mean.
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I like Pizza-check
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Going with the Massage and crunchy butter please
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And can you clarify Jiff or Skippy please?
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Old 11-14-2019, 04:01 PM   #12
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It's just a plain jar and the label is simply black and white and says 'Chunky Style Peanut Butter.'
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This is a good point; national name brand PB or cheap / generic PB? Also, natural crunchy PB or standard PB?

Cause unless the natural PB is well stirred you'll just get an imp massaging you with peanut oil, NTTIAWWT.
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I chose the massage but had to look up who that person was, as well as whom he would be dressed as. No, I am not 70 years old (save the 'OK Boomer' shit).


But I can endure practically anything for 50 minutes, so why sacrifice a two beautiful, yet simple pleasures in life just to avoid a pretentious midget's little sausage fingers working over your glutes and hammies? Take a shower, drink copious amounts of bourbon to help process what just went down, then have some pizza the next day as your hangover cure. Done-zo.
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