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Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens
It was Friday night in the village of 2,000 souls when two teenage siblings wandered out with their smartphones to play Pokémon Go.
But instead of finding Pikachu or Squirtle they soon came face to face in the park with a couple who must have seemed scarcely more real. The teenagers’ mother, who reported the incident to the police, told newspaper Dalarnas Tidningar: “They wore rubber masks depicting pigs’ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser.” A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed. The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel. https://www.thelocal.se/20160816/pig...-hunter-attack |
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Shit. Thought we had been more discreet about it.
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I think this was the plot of a 1980's John Cusack movie. Maybe ninja turtles, instead of pokemon.
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He was porkin her by the water wheel
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