Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens
 

It was Friday night in the village of 2,000 souls when two teenage siblings wandered out with their smartphones to play Pokémon Go.

But instead of finding Pikachu or Squirtle they soon came face to face in the park with a couple who must have seemed scarcely more real.

The teenagers’ mother, who reported the incident to the police, told newspaper Dalarnas Tidningar:

“They wore rubber masks depicting pigs’ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser.”

A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed.

The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel.

https://www.thelocal.se/20160816/pig...-hunter-attack

This girl lived close to you?

Need Pics..

Goats go to heaven Pigs go to hell

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...JtCMSLPc3dwI9b

Shit. Thought we had been more discreet about it.

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I'll take Sentences that have Never Been Uttered Before for $200 please, Alex.

I think this was the plot of a 1980's John Cusack movie. Maybe ninja turtles, instead of pokemon.

A thread title that makes you click, even though you don't want to. :D

This place is slipping...

https://i.imgur.com/9LtUp83.jpg

He was porkin her by the water wheel

Most interesting thread title of the year.