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Old 04-10-2017, 11:41 AM  
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frickin dog question
so, the son and his wife went to some kind of money managing class. they came up with a plan on how to get out of debt and build a new house(i'm 57 and never been out of debt). anyway, the main part of the plan is for them and the 3 grandkids to move in w/the wife and i. actually, no biggie...grandkids usually stay w/us every weekend, and we know they're going to get older and not want to come out as much. life.

so, they sell their house and move in w/us 2 weeks ago. everything seems to be working fine, except the 3 dogs they brought w/them. used to living in a fenced in yard and sleeping in the house. i've got 30 acres for them to run wherever they want, but they seem to be happiest laying on the wifes ****in patio furniture. holler, scream, shake a stupid can w/rocks in it(dumbest idea of all), to no avail. the wife went to town and bought some spray shit for $40 and sprayed it all over the furniture saturday. yesterday morning...yep, they're laying on the patio furniture. she sprayed it again, but i know they'll be back.

so...surely some of you guys/gals have experienced this before and have a solution besides antifreeze and/or bullets? they're pretty cool dogs, really, but the wife is driving me ****in nuts over this.

suggestions?
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Old 04-10-2017, 11:45 AM   #2
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Some friends used something similar to this to teach their dog to stay off the sofas. It worked well.

It's a plastic "pad" with blunted spikes to cause discomfort but not pain.



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Old 04-10-2017, 11:46 AM   #3
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Old 04-10-2017, 11:49 AM   #4
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Get a spray bottle with water in it and leave it there. Every time you see them on the furniture, spray them with it. They'll learn eventually.
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Old 04-10-2017, 11:52 AM   #5
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Old 04-10-2017, 11:55 AM   #6
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Old 04-10-2017, 12:33 PM   #7
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Answer me this smart guy. If antifreeze is such a bad idea why is it in 90% of people's solutions when people post about problems they are having?
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Old 04-10-2017, 12:37 PM   #8
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It's ****ing patio furniture. Give the dogs a break. I think we all know who the real bitch is here.
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Old 04-10-2017, 12:39 PM   #9
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It's ****ing patio furniture. Give the dogs a break. I think we all know who the real bitch is here.
Yup.

It's goddamn patio furniture - who really cares?
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Old 04-10-2017, 12:42 PM   #10
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I went through this once. I put stuff on the furniture, like a box, preventing them from getting up there. After a while, they just didn't.

You could just cover the furniture when not in use. We cover out outdoor furniture, but that is because of the sun beams here. If there are cushions, just lift them so it's not a good spot to dog.
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Old 04-10-2017, 12:45 PM   #11
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agreed with the patio furniture thing, but try aluminum foil
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