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08-22-2014, 11:44 AM | #2 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Dammit. The "Masturbation for 30 years" got me. Unless it meant continually.
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08-22-2014, 11:45 AM | #3 |
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Parents were cousins.
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08-22-2014, 11:45 AM | #4 |
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Who doesn't love tobacco and masturbation?
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08-22-2014, 11:47 AM | #5 |
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I wonder what qualifications are needed for deranged masturbation
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08-22-2014, 11:47 AM | #6 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Especially deranged Masturbation
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08-22-2014, 11:49 AM | #7 |
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Back in the day, the private mental institutions were a money maker... thus, they wanted as many people as possible in them.
Much like the modern day privatized prison systems... |
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08-22-2014, 11:51 AM | #8 |
Debunking your bullshit
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08-22-2014, 11:53 AM | #9 |
Debunking your bullshit
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Over study of religion
Religious enthusiasm |
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08-22-2014, 11:54 AM | #10 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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Insane Asylum Manager (IAM): "Excuse me, Sir, but are you praying enthusiastically?
1860's Me: "uh, no, I'm just masturbating" IAM: "Well, how long you been doing that?" 1860's Me: "About 29 years...." IAM: "Sonaboitch! Is that cigarette in your other hand?"...............
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08-22-2014, 11:54 AM | #11 |
"Think BOOM!"
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VARSITY
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The War?
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08-22-2014, 11:54 AM | #12 |
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08-22-2014, 11:55 AM | #13 |
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08-22-2014, 11:56 AM | #14 |
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Obviously these are reasons people put on the admission form, not legal reasons for putting someone away.
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08-22-2014, 11:57 AM | #15 |
In Search of a Life
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I'm ****ed.
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