Royals *** Official Jack Shit Royals vs Bowel Movement Twins GDT 07/31/14 *** - Page 3

ROYC75 · 05:52 PM

In Honor of Halfcan's rant, we are the JackShits Royals and are willing to get shitty tonight with the Bowel Movement Twins. We wanted a sweep and somehow our JackShit Royals couldn't find the handle in Game 1. Game 2 was won in a real Royal JackShit fashion. Just be Royal you JackShits!

Lineups to follow. Stay Tuned for a shitty mess.
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Twins @ Royals

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Thursday, July 31, 2014
Twins @ Royals

(48-58)
(54-52)

Thursday 7/31, 8:10 PM ET at Kauffman Stadium
Radio: MIN: 96.3 K-TWIN, TIBN KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network
TV: MIN: FS-N KC: FSKC

Twins 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Santana, D, CF .315 3 21 6 - - - -
Nunez, E, SS .258 3 16 4 - - - -
Plouffe, T, 3B .238 7 45 1 - - - -
Willingham, J, DH .223 11 31 1 - - - -
Arcia, O, RF .219 7 20 1 - - - -
Colabello, C, 1B .233 6 38 0 - - - -
Parmelee, C, LF .264 4 16 0 - - - -
Fryer, E, C .143 0 1 0 - - - -
Escobar, E, 2B .268 3 21 1 - - - -

SP- Kevin Correia
2014 season
5-13, 5.14 ERA, 1.52 WHIP, 54 Ks
vs. Royals last 5 years
0-2, 5.27 ERA, 1.72 WHIP, 16 Ks

Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Dyson, J, CF .274 1 14 19 6 .167 0 0
Infante, O, 2B .268 5 49 4 14 .357 0 2
Hosmer, E, 1B .268 6 46 3 14 .286 0 2
Perez, S, C .278 12 39 1 11 .273 0 0
Gordon, A, LF .276 9 47 7 14 .214 0 2
Cain, L, RF .294 3 37 14 9 .556 0 1
Ibanez, R, DH .167 4 25 3 10 .400 0 2
Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 41 0 11 .455 0 2
Escobar, A, SS .277 2 30 23 15 .267 0 1

SP- Yordano Ventura
2014 season
7-8, 3.63 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 95 Ks
vs. Twins last 5 years
0-0, -.-- ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks

**lewdog** · 07-31-2014, 06:21 PM

Haven't been able to follow all day. Holy ****, Royals do nothing at the deadline. What a sack of shit.

**LoneWolf** · 07-31-2014, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown

Ventura hS sucked dick in he month of July

Jim Jones is furiously searching for Ventura's address.

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 06:22 PM

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 06:24 PM

Dayton they're going to flip the switch here any second

**lewdog** · 07-31-2014, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C3HIEF3S

Dayton they're going to flip the switch here any second

Oh I can totally feel it. These guys are just having bad luck.

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog

Oh I can totally feel it. These guys are just having bad luck.

Hosmer has just had a bad string of 2000 AB's, Lew. He's almost there!

MeatRock · 07-31-2014, 06:26 PM

This team looks ready for a playoff run.

They are gonna get hot any time now.

TLO · 07-31-2014, 06:27 PM

I'm not sure I'd say Ventura is in "suck mode" just yet.

**lewdog** · 07-31-2014, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C3HIEF3S

Hosmer has just had a bad string of 2000 AB's, Lew. He's almost there!

I can see it. His swing and pitch recognition are progressing with exponential growth.

/DM

**Bowser** · 07-31-2014, 06:29 PM

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW lCARUS???

MeatRock · 07-31-2014, 06:29 PM

Oakland's going to deep dick this team hard. Balls deep.

ChiefsCountry · 07-31-2014, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke

I'm not sure I'd say Ventura is in "suck mode" just yet.

It's Pete. Consider the source.

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 06:37 PM

Can they, Rex? Can they do it? I have seen nothing from this team that indicates they can do anything.

Especially against Oakland during Suck the A's donkey dick week.

**petegz28** · 07-31-2014, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

It's Pete. Consider the source.

Yeah, it's, Pete, bla bla bla....

Pete has been right more than he has been wrong about these Royals, painful as it is for you to recognize

**lewdog** · 07-31-2014, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeatRock

Oakland's going to deep dick this team hard. Balls deep.

Nah we tend to beat those teams and suck against lower level competition.

07-31-2014, 04:41 PM
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5559400	* Official Jack Shit Royals vs Bowel Movement Twins GDT 07/31/14 * In Honor of Halfcan's rant, we are the JackShits Royals and are willing to get shitty tonight with the Bowel Movement Twins. We wanted a sweep and somehow our JackShit Royals couldn't find the handle in Game 1. Game 2 was won in a real Royal JackShit fashion. Just be Royal you JackShits! Lineups to follow. Stay Tuned for a shitty mess. ___________________________________________ Twins @ Royals Preview Probables Lineups Thursday, July 31, 2014 Twins @ Royals (48-58) (54-52) Thursday 7/31, 8:10 PM ET at Kauffman Stadium Radio: MIN: 96.3 K-TWIN, TIBN KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network TV: MIN: FS-N KC: FSKC Twins 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Santana, D, CF .315 3 21 6 - - - - Nunez, E, SS .258 3 16 4 - - - - Plouffe, T, 3B .238 7 45 1 - - - - Willingham, J, DH .223 11 31 1 - - - - Arcia, O, RF .219 7 20 1 - - - - Colabello, C, 1B .233 6 38 0 - - - - Parmelee, C, LF .264 4 16 0 - - - - Fryer, E, C .143 0 1 0 - - - - Escobar, E, 2B .268 3 21 1 - - - - SP- Kevin Correia 2014 season 5-13, 5.14 ERA, 1.52 WHIP, 54 Ks vs. Royals last 5 years 0-2, 5.27 ERA, 1.72 WHIP, 16 Ks Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Dyson, J, CF .274 1 14 19 6 .167 0 0 Infante, O, 2B .268 5 49 4 14 .357 0 2 Hosmer, E, 1B .268 6 46 3 14 .286 0 2 Perez, S, C .278 12 39 1 11 .273 0 0 Gordon, A, LF .276 9 47 7 14 .214 0 2 Cain, L, RF .294 3 37 14 9 .556 0 1 Ibanez, R, DH .167 4 25 3 10 .400 0 2 Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 41 0 11 .455 0 2 Escobar, A, SS .277 2 30 23 15 .267 0 1 SP- Yordano Ventura 2014 season 7-8, 3.63 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 95 Ks vs. Twins last 5 years 0-0, -.-- ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks Last edited by ROYC75; 07-31-2014 at 05:52 PM..
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07-31-2014, 06:21 PM	#31
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C3HIEF3S Let's Get Weird Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Austin Casino cash: $9990098	Dayton they're going to flip the switch here any second
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07-31-2014, 06:27 PM	#38
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $1784900	I'm not sure I'd say Ventura is in "suck mode" just yet.
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C3HIEF3S Let's Get Weird Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Austin Casino cash: $9990098	Can they, Rex? Can they do it? I have seen nothing from this team that indicates they can do anything. Especially against Oakland during Suck the A's donkey dick week.
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