Royals *** Official Jack Shit Royals vs Bowel Movement Twins GDT 07/31/14 *** - Page 2

ROYC75 · 05:52 PM

In Honor of Halfcan's rant, we are the JackShits Royals and are willing to get shitty tonight with the Bowel Movement Twins. We wanted a sweep and somehow our JackShit Royals couldn't find the handle in Game 1. Game 2 was won in a real Royal JackShit fashion. Just be Royal you JackShits!

Lineups to follow. Stay Tuned for a shitty mess.
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Twins @ Royals

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Thursday, July 31, 2014
Twins @ Royals

(48-58)
(54-52)

Thursday 7/31, 8:10 PM ET at Kauffman Stadium
Radio: MIN: 96.3 K-TWIN, TIBN KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network
TV: MIN: FS-N KC: FSKC

Twins 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Santana, D, CF .315 3 21 6 - - - -
Nunez, E, SS .258 3 16 4 - - - -
Plouffe, T, 3B .238 7 45 1 - - - -
Willingham, J, DH .223 11 31 1 - - - -
Arcia, O, RF .219 7 20 1 - - - -
Colabello, C, 1B .233 6 38 0 - - - -
Parmelee, C, LF .264 4 16 0 - - - -
Fryer, E, C .143 0 1 0 - - - -
Escobar, E, 2B .268 3 21 1 - - - -

SP- Kevin Correia
2014 season
5-13, 5.14 ERA, 1.52 WHIP, 54 Ks
vs. Royals last 5 years
0-2, 5.27 ERA, 1.72 WHIP, 16 Ks

Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Dyson, J, CF .274 1 14 19 6 .167 0 0
Infante, O, 2B .268 5 49 4 14 .357 0 2
Hosmer, E, 1B .268 6 46 3 14 .286 0 2
Perez, S, C .278 12 39 1 11 .273 0 0
Gordon, A, LF .276 9 47 7 14 .214 0 2
Cain, L, RF .294 3 37 14 9 .556 0 1
Ibanez, R, DH .167 4 25 3 10 .400 0 2
Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 41 0 11 .455 0 2
Escobar, A, SS .277 2 30 23 15 .267 0 1

SP- Yordano Ventura
2014 season
7-8, 3.63 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 95 Ks
vs. Twins last 5 years
0-0, -.-- ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks

stonedstooge · 07-31-2014, 06:11 PM

SHIT START

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 06:11 PM

Great start..

**petegz28** · 07-31-2014, 06:12 PM

LMAo, and skinny ass, Santana just hits a leadoff jack

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 06:12 PM

Hosmer would send that one all the way to 1st base on two hops!!

TLO · 07-31-2014, 06:12 PM

Welp.

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 06:12 PM

Billy would top Hosmer and hit it all the way to short on a blazing one hop!

**Bowser** · 07-31-2014, 06:13 PM

Somehow we pissed off every player with the name Santana, and they are taking it out on us.

stonedstooge · 07-31-2014, 06:13 PM

Yeah Hud, no one expects a leadoff hitter to knock that hanging curve out of the park

**ChiTown** · 07-31-2014, 06:14 PM

I'm sure Coreia will now throw a 2- hit shutout

**petegz28** · 07-31-2014, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C3HIEF3S

81-81!!!!

If 86 wins makes Moore cap like he won the World Series, then 81 games will at least be a playoff worthy jizz fest, heh?

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petegz28

If 86 wins makes Moore cap like he won the World Series, then 81 games will at least be a playoff worthy jizz fest, heh?

In a smaller way, I feel like, in a small way, we won the World Series

**LoneWolf** · 07-31-2014, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROYC75

My concerns as well, heaters usually flame out early in their careers.

Just got to get him on the Roger Clemen's training plan.

**petegz28** · 07-31-2014, 06:16 PM

Ventura already in suck mode. This kid is still very raw

**ChiTown** · 07-31-2014, 06:17 PM

Ventura hS sucked dick in he month of July

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 06:20 PM

Our leadoff shrimp gets a hanging curveball and looks like a fool.

07-31-2014, 04:41 PM
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5439400	* Official Jack Shit Royals vs Bowel Movement Twins GDT 07/31/14 * In Honor of Halfcan's rant, we are the JackShits Royals and are willing to get shitty tonight with the Bowel Movement Twins. We wanted a sweep and somehow our JackShit Royals couldn't find the handle in Game 1. Game 2 was won in a real Royal JackShit fashion. Just be Royal you JackShits! Lineups to follow. Stay Tuned for a shitty mess. ___________________________________________ Twins @ Royals Preview Probables Lineups Thursday, July 31, 2014 Twins @ Royals (48-58) (54-52) Thursday 7/31, 8:10 PM ET at Kauffman Stadium Radio: MIN: 96.3 K-TWIN, TIBN KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network TV: MIN: FS-N KC: FSKC Twins 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Santana, D, CF .315 3 21 6 - - - - Nunez, E, SS .258 3 16 4 - - - - Plouffe, T, 3B .238 7 45 1 - - - - Willingham, J, DH .223 11 31 1 - - - - Arcia, O, RF .219 7 20 1 - - - - Colabello, C, 1B .233 6 38 0 - - - - Parmelee, C, LF .264 4 16 0 - - - - Fryer, E, C .143 0 1 0 - - - - Escobar, E, 2B .268 3 21 1 - - - - SP- Kevin Correia 2014 season 5-13, 5.14 ERA, 1.52 WHIP, 54 Ks vs. Royals last 5 years 0-2, 5.27 ERA, 1.72 WHIP, 16 Ks Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Dyson, J, CF .274 1 14 19 6 .167 0 0 Infante, O, 2B .268 5 49 4 14 .357 0 2 Hosmer, E, 1B .268 6 46 3 14 .286 0 2 Perez, S, C .278 12 39 1 11 .273 0 0 Gordon, A, LF .276 9 47 7 14 .214 0 2 Cain, L, RF .294 3 37 14 9 .556 0 1 Ibanez, R, DH .167 4 25 3 10 .400 0 2 Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 41 0 11 .455 0 2 Escobar, A, SS .277 2 30 23 15 .267 0 1 SP- Yordano Ventura 2014 season 7-8, 3.63 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 95 Ks vs. Twins last 5 years 0-0, -.-- ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks Last edited by ROYC75; 07-31-2014 at 05:52 PM..
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