How many cancer sticks have you smoked in your lifetime?

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

This reminds me of a story...

We were waiting in line at Ihop, (this was right before they passed the ban), and we had asked for the smoking section. The hostess apologized and told us that they were completely non-smoking. We said, "okay, thanks anyway", turned around and was leaving, (we figured we would just go somewhere that wasn't packed and allowed smoking).

All of a sudden this little gray-haired lady, (she must have been pushing 80 and looked like death warmed over), pipes up and says (loud enough for everyone to hear), "I'm glad they don't allow smoking... smokers are disgusting". That type of shit is uncalled for and just made her look like an uppity bitch.

I hope you kicked her wrinkled old ass.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by frazod

I hope you kicked her wrinkled old ass.

Nah, but she got "the look". The, "listen here you old bitty, you're going to die soon anyway, so shut your dusty hole", look.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Nah, but she got "the look". The, "listen here you old bitty, you're going to die soon anyway, so shut your dusty hole", look.

Heh. She's probably dead now.

Darn.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by frazod

Heh. She's probably dead now.

Darn.

Why ya gotta do that, Fraz? Now I feel bad.