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Old 04-22-2013, 08:39 PM  
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How many cancer sticks have you smoked in your lifetime?

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Here is a calculator that lets you figure how many cigarettes you've smoked in your lifetime.

For those of us who either smoke or have smoked, it is pretty mind-boggling how many coffin nails we've inhaled.

Me, I quit about 16 and a half years ago. Still, I smoked about 118706 cigarettes, or about 5935 packs of cigarettes. The number is probably a bit higher, but still, that is a lot of cigarettes if you think about it.

Another way of looking at it, if you place the cigarettes end to end (assuming king sized, once again, not always the case), I would of smoked a cigarette that was over 5 1/6 miles long.
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Old 04-23-2013, 10:07 PM   #106
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I haven't had a cigarette in years, but I'd light one up right now if I there was a way to blow the smoke through my screen into the face of every asshole who behaves like this. One of hardest parts of quitting for me was shaking the feeling that they'd won.
This reminds me of a story...

We were waiting in line at Ihop, (this was right before they passed the ban), and we had asked for the smoking section. The hostess apologized and told us that they were completely non-smoking. We said, "okay, thanks anyway", turned around and was leaving, (we figured we would just go somewhere that wasn't packed and allowed smoking).

All of a sudden this little gray-haired lady, (she must have been pushing 80 and looked like death warmed over), pipes up and says (loud enough for everyone to hear), "I'm glad they don't allow smoking... smokers are disgusting". That type of shit is uncalled for and just made her look like an uppity bitch.
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Old 04-23-2013, 10:10 PM   #107
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Because of people like Lumpy, my insurance premiums have increased.
Um, no... I blame that shit on Obama.

To the DC!!!

Edit: Btw, I'm quitting soon. Why? Because I'm working out now and I'm sick of paying $5 for a pack of smokes. Just had a complete physical done, too. Aside from being extremely stressed, I'm pretty damn healthy.
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Old 04-23-2013, 10:11 PM   #108
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Um, no... I blame that shit on Obama.

To the DC!!!
I actually blame it on fat people.
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Old 04-23-2013, 10:13 PM   #109
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This reminds me of a story...

We were waiting in line at Ihop, (this was right before they passed the ban), and we had asked for the smoking section. The hostess apologized and told us that they were completely non-smoking. We said, "okay, thanks anyway", turned around and was leaving, (we figured we would just go somewhere that wasn't packed and allowed smoking).

All of a sudden this little gray-haired lady, (she must have been pushing 80 and looked like death warmed over), pipes up and says (loud enough for everyone to hear), "I'm glad they don't allow smoking... smokers are disgusting". That type of shit is uncalled for and just made her look like an uppity bitch.
I hope you kicked her wrinkled old ass.
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Old 04-23-2013, 10:15 PM   #110
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Because of people like Lumpy, my insurance premiums have increased.
Yeah, it's not because of the out of control health care costs across the board or anything...
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Old 04-23-2013, 10:20 PM   #111
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I hope you kicked her wrinkled old ass.
Nah, but she got "the look". The, "listen here you old bitty, you're going to die soon anyway, so shut your dusty hole", look.
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Old 04-23-2013, 10:26 PM   #112
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Nah, but she got "the look". The, "listen here you old bitty, you're going to die soon anyway, so shut your dusty hole", look.
Heh. She's probably dead now.

Darn.

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Old 04-23-2013, 10:32 PM   #113
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Heh. She's probably dead now.

Darn.

Why ya gotta do that, Fraz? Now I feel bad.
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Old 04-23-2013, 10:42 PM   #114
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How am I being holier than thou? It's a pathetic habit that can kill you. It's as simple as that. You can do it all you want, I didn't bitch about you doing it. I never said that you need to stop. I just said that it's pathetic.
You don't think that you're acting like a douche about it? Come on, King. The other non-smokers simply posted, "0", "zero", "nada", etc. Yet, you felt the need to throw out the phrase, "pathetic habit" and carry on.

It's an addiction. One that is extremely difficult for the majority of people to kick. The last thing that people struggling with such an addiction, (myself included), needs is someone talking down to them.

Mkay?
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Old 04-23-2013, 10:44 PM   #115
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Old 04-24-2013, 06:45 AM   #116
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How am I being holier than thou? It's a pathetic habit that can kill you. It's as simple as that. You can do it all you want, I didn't bitch about you doing it. I never said that you need to stop. I just said that it's pathetic.
I dont like smoking either, but its an addiction for many. Alot of people cant help themselves. Stop pretending your above everyone else.
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