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02-12-2013, 04:46 PM | #1 |
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The cat is not getting enough exercise/stimulation. Cats like to hunt and pounce and if they don't have anything for them to release that energy on then they'll **** shit up. 'til the cat mellows out the dog will probably be hated.
Oh and if you start being it's "provider" by feeding it expect it to come to you whenever it thinks it's hungry, even if it has food or it's the middle of the night. Why not keep it in the pet carrier/kennel part of the time?
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02-12-2013, 04:51 PM | #2 |
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Shoot with a super soaker any time it gets near the dog.
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02-12-2013, 04:56 PM | #3 |
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You people are MEAN.
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02-12-2013, 05:02 PM | #4 |
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if you live in Missouri the river should be near by...
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02-12-2013, 05:09 PM | #5 |
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take it and throw it on said ex boyfriends porch..
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02-12-2013, 05:25 PM | #6 |
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02-12-2013, 05:25 PM | #7 |
Wasted away again...
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If you keep the cat, this might come in handy.
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02-12-2013, 05:31 PM | #8 |
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Well maybe it's time to teach the kitty who's boss. One day just shave it and tell her you always prefer your kitties well groomed.
Then again you could try the pharmaceutical approach. Find out whatever food the cat loves and slip some weed(or maybe some xanax) in it a hour before 'activities'. Cat gets mello and you get your groove on. Just make sure you don't mix up the weed butter with some LSD...that can cause issues....
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02-12-2013, 07:18 PM | #9 |
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give it away on craigslist then when she ask where the cat is you tell her she ran away and you couldn't find her.
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02-12-2013, 07:23 PM | #10 |
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02-12-2013, 07:53 PM | #11 |
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02-12-2013, 07:55 PM | #12 |
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02-12-2013, 09:02 PM | #13 |
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02-12-2013, 08:10 PM | #14 |
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Take the cat. Send 8.5 down the road. She has made a cat crazy. Think about it....
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02-12-2013, 08:27 PM | #15 |
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Met her at this years SB party? Aren't you rushing things a bit?
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