Official Shitty Mocks Thread

[Nightfyre]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

Star Lu-ti-tu-ti?

I think he means pure workout warrior.

I would look at Margus Hunt, Ziggy Ansah and Dion Jordan as fast risers during combine time.

[Gadzooks]

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

I think he means pure workout warrior.

I would look at Margus Hunt, Ziggy Ansah and Dion Jordan as fast risers during combine time.

Oh, I thought he meant big fatso's that don't do shit in the NFL.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

Oh, I thought he meant big fatso's that don't do shit in the NFL.

Dontari Poe is a ****ing adonis. I wouldn't call him fat.

Now Ryan Sims. THERE was a ****ing fatass.

[Gadzooks]

Originally Posted by SNR

Dontari Poe is a ****ing adonis. I wouldn't call him fat.

Now Ryan Sims. THERE was a ****ing fatass.

So, was Nightfyre right about the meaning of your question? If so, I don't think that'll be an issue:
Here's the last 11 players taken with the 11th overall pick..
2012 - DT Dontari Poe.........KAN
2011 - DE J.J. Watt...........HOU
2010 - OT Anthony Davis.......SFO
2009 - DE Aaron Maybin........BUF
2008 - CB Leodis McKelvin.....BUF
2007 - LB Patrick Willis......SFO
2006 - QB Jay Cutler..........DEN
2005 - LB DeMarcus Ware.......DAL
2004 - QB Ben Roethlisberger..PIT
2003 - CB Marcus Trufant......SEA
2002 - DE Dwight Freeney......IND

Not too shabby with the exception of the BUF and KAN picks.