What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?

[Hammock Parties]

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.

At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.

A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork

I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite

One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by frankotank

ahh...I see your point.
well they weren't little..... I'd say it was more like 2lbs, but whatever it was....I was full. so full in fact that I simply couldn't round it off neatly at 10.

I love lobster.....

I love lamp....

I was just saying you shouldn't feel too guilty. I like crab better than lobster and could see myself eating 2 pounds of it at a time, too.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Count Zarth

I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.

Fat? I don't think so. There are kids in Africa starving.

Waste not, want not.

[blaise]

After school we used to go get some chips or other kind of snacks. I remember my friend Louie bought a 5 pack of Snickers bars and ate all of them.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Frosty

I was just saying you shouldn't feel too guilty. I like crab better than lobster and could see myself eating 2 pounds of it at a time, too.

I'd eat the shit out of some shrimp and/or crab. Not sure what 2 pounds of either looks like but I'm absolutely positive it would be no problem.

[Easy 6]

I once knocked off a 20 piece McNugget and large fries.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

I once knocked off a 20 piece McNugget and large fries.

[Easy 6]

If I had tried to step up any more than that I would've thrown up... had to work pretty hard to get all 20 down.

I dont regret it though, them little suckers were hot n fresh... mmm.

[BigBeauford]

The whole thing.

[Loneiguana]

I watched a land whale teach her obese, under 10 years old son how to dip a bacon cheeseburger into ranch.

/the first person who can make and market deep fried ranch on a stick will be very successful

[Jamie]

Originally Posted by penguinz

not child's play when it was a Bigfoot pizza. 3 square feet and 2lbs of cheese!

Plus they were the greasiest pizzas I've ever seen.

[bdj23]

I once downed a 5th of Firefly vodka and then put 24 blazin' wings from BWW on top of that. While not the fattest thing you can do, the hangover was monumental.

[DMAC]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

I ****ing love Zebra Cakes.

.. And Star Crunch. And Nutty Bars. And Oatmeal Cream Pies. And Swiss Rolls.

Mmmmm.

I've always thought Lil Debbie was kinda gross. Hostess, now...that is a snack.

[sedated]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

I once knocked off a 20 piece McNugget and large fries.

That was my typical lunch when I worked there in high school (and was a little porker at the time). Then random times during my shift I'd create a burger out of the various buns (Arch-Deluxe was my fav bun) and toppings (bacon!), run into the walk-in and down it as fast as I could.

At the end of the day we could take all the leftovers, so everyone who hadn't worked there for too long to not be repulsed at the very smell of it would leave with giant sacks of food.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by BDj23

I once downed a 5th of Firefly vodka and then put 24 blazin' wings from BWW on top of that. While not the fattest thing you can do, the hangover was monumental.

I drank a 5th of Scotch and a few beers and then ate a bunch of Carribean Jerk wings at BWW. It was fun going down but not fun coming back up...

[ThaVirus]

Mmmm. Love Caribbean Jerk wings.

Nom nom.