What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?

[Hammock Parties]

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.

At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.

A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork

I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite

One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.

[Prince22]

Back in college I worked at Olive Garden. There was this big girl that worked with me. Cute face but she was big. That's the fattest thing I have ever done.

[Stewie]

Summer sausage reminded me of this.

A very obese coworker started the Atkins diet a few years back. I imagine he was about 350+ and always seemed to be eating something. Well, when he started the diet I saw him in the cafeteria that morning. He was eating summer sausage and cheese. He was on his 9:00 break so he didn't have long to eat. He ate the whole summer sausage (2-3 lbs?) and block of cheese.

I then saw him when I went to the cafeteria for lunch. He was done eating and I saw the carcass of a whole rotisserie chicken and other "sides" from Hen House. This was only 3 hours after his breakfast stuffing. I was amazed, but didn't say anything. I have no idea what he ate the rest of the time he was on the diet, but I'm sure he didn't lose an ounce of weight. He went off the diet due to a bad case of gout.

[Frosty]

Back when Arby's would run their "5 Regulars for $5", I would occasionally order that (with curly fries) and eat all five at a sitting, each with a full pack of Horsey sauce.

I also ate fairly regularly at Taco Bell when they had tacos and bean burritos for 59 cents. My regular order was four bean burritos (sometimes I would get a taco or small nacho with it). I found out later that bean burritos were almost 400 calories each.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Frosty

Back when Arby's would run their "5 Regulars for $5", I would occasionally order that (with curly fries) and eat all five at a sitting, each with a full pack of Horsey sauce.

I also ate fairly regularly at Taco Bell when they had tacos and bean burritos for 59 cents. My regular order was four bean burritos (sometimes I would get a taco or small nacho with it). I found out later that bean burritos were almost 400 calories each.

.59 .79 .99 and back when their portion sizes were bigger with higher quality food. Their breakfast burritos back then were incredible.

[CanadianChiefs]

The worst thing I've done is order 10 Mcdoubles, 2 large fries, and had them mix mayo and thai sauce so that I could dip everything in the sauce. I was alone. I ate 3 burgers and the fries in one sitting. It's only about 1500 calories but that is the most crap I could ever eat. The real kicker here is that I saved the burgers in the fridge for a couple more days and snacked on them between meals.

[scho63]

I've read through this entire post and can't stop laughing. Some of this is just plain funny, some is just complete sickness, and some others are incredible bits of eating.

I've never watched other people eat and gauge what they ate.

For my own bouts of gorging and being a pig:

1. I once ate 9 hot dogs, 3-4 hamburgers, some brownies, a couple of bowls of fruit salad, cole slaw, macaroni salad, chip and pretzels, a dozen little neck clams with butter, a few pieces of filet mignon, about 12 beers, and many shots at a Memorial Day Party over the course of 6-7 hours. Then at about 1am I got the hiccups so bad I puked!

2. I've eaten 6 Wendy's Jr Bacon Cheeseburgers AFTER watching a Chiefs game at a bar one weekend where I ate a steak, broccoli and carrots, red potatoes, a bottle and a half of wine. farted all damn night!

3. Eating a whole pizza is child's play

4. Lastly, one time at a Brazilian Barbeque, http://chima.cc, I spent 2 1/2 hours at an all you can eat high-end buffet eating the best types of meat like lamb chops, leg of lamb, tenderloin, top sirloin, picanha, chicken wrapped in bacon, pork tenderloin, beef ribs, along with a giant salad bar. I think I ate 4-5 pounds of food and had the biggest shit the next day!

[Iconic]

OH MY GOD WHAT THE **** DUDE.

[CanadianChiefs]

My stomach won't let me eat that much. I guess I have never unlocked my second eating wind. I can eat 2 burgers and then wait 3 hours and eat another, but a whole pizza? Would take me a day minimum.

[notorious]

I did the Century Club twice in one day.


A friend of mine supposedly did two back-to-back.

[Rasputin]

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Just ate 4 bowls of cereal immediately after eating 2 french bread pizzas.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by scho63

3. Eating a whole pizza is child's play

not child's play when it was a Bigfoot pizza. 3 square feet and 2lbs of cheese!

[LiveSteam]

Food of the Gods



38 inch Manning Gar. rare fish in these parts

[Chief_For_Life58]

climbed a 14er in colorado and then got home and ate a whole large thin crust pepperoni and italian sausage pizza in about 30 minutes....it was glorious....i regret nothing

[OldSchool]

This chick I met at an apartment party while fading in and out of my blackout. Really pretty face, but she was bigger than my sober tastes at probably around 150 pounds, huge knockers with a deformed hand that I didn't notice until the next time that I met her during a study session.