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**RealSNR** · 08:07 PM

(UPDATE 02/10/15: The ****ening has begun.)

Deathmatch.

This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion.

Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl.

From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs.

This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so.

The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete.

General rules and guidelines:

1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure.

2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you.

3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year.

4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares.

5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible.

6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy

THE FIGHTERS:

Bufkin
PizzaDoughz
~~mac459~~ (withdrawn)
~~Coochie liquor~~(KO'd)
~~temper11~~ (KO'd)

Sweet Daddy Hate · 02-19-2015, 06:08 AM

Justice is served.

ALL HAIL THE KING!

Sorter · 02-19-2015, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

true. Last minute offer came in too late. I'm an unhappy camper.

That's what I get for being too slow. Would have been great though.

Coochie liquor · 03-17-2015, 06:11 AM

Have I somehow missed the CSPAN call?? Link??

MTG#10 · 03-17-2015, 06:30 AM

I was wondering about this a week or two ago...

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-17-2015, 07:06 AM

Yeah, no shit.

Time to pony the **** up, Bufkin.

**BigRedChief** · 03-17-2015, 07:26 AM

Wheres the C-Span call?

**BigRedChief** · 03-17-2015, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

Pizza's gone.

So is my friendship with Hootie.

Sorry, bud. You should have learned by now that I am a patient and generous lover, but I do not take shit from people. I am an independent person emancipated from societal expectations, and I will toss you away like a used tissue if you think you can demean me into loving you on your terms.

You had a great original idea. Just make the execution of it a little better next year and it will rock.

Pasta Little Brioni · 03-17-2015, 08:18 AM

So he welched?

**Bugeater** · 03-17-2015, 08:32 AM

Two asterisks until he makes the call

KC native · 03-17-2015, 01:04 PM

bufkin fails to deliver.

color me not surprised.

SPchief · 03-17-2015, 01:06 PM

All hail PizzaDough!

**BigRedChief** · 03-17-2015, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

So he welched?

If he does I'd vote for a stripping of his title.

**Bufkin** · 03-17-2015, 01:46 PM

Who said I welched?

The call is definitely happening. I've been listening to C-Span during the morning hours off and on over the past month. There were a few instances where I tried to get on, but wasn't able to. I will start listening every morning starting now.

Coochie liquor · 03-17-2015, 02:45 PM

I thought there was going to be a vote of what was gonna be said and possibly having Clay record it for the site??

**Bufkin** · 03-17-2015, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

I thought there was going to be a vote of what was gonna be said and possibly having Clay record it for the site??

That was initially the plan. If that's the route people want to go, it's fine by me.

02-05-2015, 04:27 PM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $2210208	The theme for the 2014 CP "King of the n00bs" award is... (UPDATE 02/10/15: The ening has begun.) Deathmatch. This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion. Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl. From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs. This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so. The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete. General rules and guidelines: 1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure. 2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you. 3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year. 4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares. 5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible. 6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy THE FIGHTERS: Bufkin PizzaDoughz ~~mac459~~ (withdrawn) ~~Coochie liquor~~(KO'd) ~~temper11~~ (KO'd) Last edited by RealSNR; 02-12-2015 at 08:07 PM..
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02-19-2015, 06:08 AM	#1066
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03-17-2015, 06:11 AM	#1068
Coochie liquor Bolton gonna knock you out Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Free Vybz Kartel Casino cash: $2562394	Have I somehow missed the CSPAN call?? Link??
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03-17-2015, 06:30 AM	#1069
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03-17-2015, 07:06 AM	#1070
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Yeah, no shit. Time to pony the ** up, Bufkin. __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
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03-17-2015, 07:26 AM	#1071
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03-17-2015, 08:18 AM	#1073
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03-17-2015, 08:32 AM	#1074
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $6242680	Two asterisks until he makes the call
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03-17-2015, 01:04 PM	#1075
KC native Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fort Worth, TX Casino cash: $10049239	bufkin fails to deliver. color me not surprised.
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03-17-2015, 01:06 PM	#1076
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03-17-2015, 02:45 PM	#1079
Coochie liquor Bolton gonna knock you out Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Free Vybz Kartel Casino cash: $2562394	I thought there was going to be a vote of what was gonna be said and possibly having Clay record it for the site??
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