The theme for the 2014 CP "King of the n00bs" award is...

[RealSNR]

(UPDATE 02/10/15: The ****ening has begun.)

Deathmatch.

This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion.

Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl.

From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs.

This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so.

The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete.

General rules and guidelines:

1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure.

2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you.

3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year.

4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares.

5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible.

6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy

THE FIGHTERS:

Bufkin
PizzaDoughz
mac459 (withdrawn)
Coochie liquor(KO'd)
temper11 (KO'd)

[digger]

Originally Posted by Baconeater

Remember the asterisk.

This!

[alnorth]

Originally Posted by Baconeater

I don't know why you keep saying that, it's not against the rules in any way.

Its not against the rules, but the asterisk would still be well-deserved.

This is, in its essence, not supposed to be a game but a popular vote of the CP regulars for the most worthy n00b. This year is a little more creative than the simple poll we usually get, but its still supposed to be a vote by us for the candidates.

This would be like an election where halfway through the voting where you are losing in a landslide, you somehow legally change the ballots so that your name is the only one on the ballot (so people can either vote for you or not vote at all).

If you "win" that election, no one would see it as legitimate and the voters may riot.

[PizzaDoughz]

It's funny that it took mod powers to restore posts to have enough to take me down. I'd like to thank all my supporters for the help you gave. Enjoy the win* Bufkin. You'll have some Pats fans you'll probably get along with after these shenanigans.

[Bugeater]

HE LIVES!

[Bufkin]

Restore his rep to exactly mine as well as all of his posts.

You want to win it? Then win it. Just give everybody the opportunity to have a say.

[SPchief]

Shenanigans!

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by SPchief

Shenanigans!

Dogs and cats sleeping together! Mass hysteria!

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by PizzaDoughz

It's funny that it took mod powers to restore posts to have enough to take me down. I'd like to thank all my supporters for the help you gave. Enjoy the win* Bufkin. You'll have some Pats fans you'll probably get along with after these shenanigans.

Oh look, he's not scared to post anymore.

[Sorter]

When Flopnuts logs back on, he's going to do this:

Image: Not Safe for Work

Followed by this:

Image: Not Safe for Work

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by PizzaDoughz

It's funny that it took mod powers to restore posts to have enough to take me down. I'd like to thank all my supporters for the help you gave. Enjoy the win* Bufkin. You'll have some Pats fans you'll probably get along with after these shenanigans.

you were not nice.

[Hootie]

I agree

what a fail by SNR

this n00b of the year isn't even real; an ok idea that was executed terribly

[RealSNR]

Pizza's gone.

So is my friendship with Hootie.

Sorry, bud. You should have learned by now that I am a patient and generous lover, but I do not take shit from people. I am an independent person emancipated from societal expectations, and I will toss you away like a used tissue if you think you can demean me into loving you on your terms.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Sorter

When Flopnuts logs back on, he's going to do this:

Image: Not Safe for Work

Followed by this:

Image: Not Safe for Work

true. Last minute offer came in too late. I'm an unhappy camper.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Baconeater

Remember the asterisk.

Viva Le Asterisks!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by PizzaDoughz

It's funny that it took mod powers to restore posts to have enough to take me down. I'd like to thank all my supporters for the help you gave. Enjoy the win* Bufkin. You'll have some Pats fans you'll probably get along with after these shenanigans.

I Have repped you to the mountain high. Though I wanted them to do it on their own, they displayed an inability that required me to put my evil powers to use. We don't understand crank C-SPAN calls, we only know that we need them. While I admire your wily ways, I had to provide the community with the anti hero they needed.

Although I learned something today. This fine community needs to pick their own hero. My shenanigans are no longer welcome here, so as of this day, I shall resign as campaign manager in any future NotY contests, and take my rightful place at the shite homer trough, with the bastard child of the king, and his whore.