Chiefs My Pesonal Vendetta Bucket List - Page 2

**gblowfish** · 01:21 PM

If Mahomes stays Mahomes, then its very possible we can exact a great deal of revenge on the NFL over the next few years. We had lost multiple games in a row to Cincy, then we smoked them Sunday night, getting a taste of revenge for all the miserable losses we've had to them.

But I want more. A lot more.

I want to deal out a bunch of playoff losses to teams that have made my life a personal pit of misery over the past 40 years. Here is my Revenge Bucket List, from mild to MUST.

Mild:

1) Beat Green Bay in a Super Bowl: I don't really despise Green Bay. Actually i admire them and I think they're a well run, historically great team. I just want to avenge our Super Bowl I loss when Lombardi said the Chiefs "were not an NFL caliber team." The next time the Chiefs faced an NFL team was the next season, 1967 in a pre-season game at Municipal Stadium. Stram beat George Halas' Bears 66-24, and played the starters the whole game.

2) LA/SD Chargers: We owe them an exit from the playoffs, and I'd like to do it by rushing Kareem Hunt for 200 yards. Natrone Means rushed the Bolts over one of Marty's teams to knock us out one year.

3) Baltimore Ravens: Knock them out of the playoffs by making them turn the ball over multiple times, like Ray Lewis did to Casshole and Todd Haley at Arrowhead. We were poseurs that year, but I'd like to give them a taste.

4) New England: After Tommy Boy retires, make them play with a second tier QB, in an Arrowhead playoff game, and Ball Control their ass where they can never catch up.

Medium:

1) Miami Dolphins: Get them in an Arrowhead playoff game when it's cold as Hell, force their line to jump offsides with crowd noise, have their kickers blow makeable field goals and taste the bile of kick related failure.

2) Pittsburgh Steelers: Go to Heinz Field, play a close playoff game, they try to tie it up in the fourth quarter, but Dee Ford flops on a rush and draws an Offensive Holding call on the Steelers tackle, which negates a two point conversion. We celebrate on their field and make them stew on that bogus ref call for an entire off season.

3) New York Jets: Beat them handily after they sneak into the playoffs on a blocked punt in their final game. Hold Sam Darnold to less than 100 yards passing. Beat them by five TDs.

Must Have:

1) Indianapolis Colts: I don't care how we beat them. I just want to kill them in a playoff game. I mean beat them like The Taliban. Make them taste the sting of playoff futility. Have their kicker miss every FG attempt. Have their best running back come up lame after one carry. Have Mahomes score a TD on a fumbled snap. Make Colts fans want to kill themselves.

2) Tennessee Tits: On their field, Tits go in at the half with a three TD lead, only to get punked and stuffed in the second half, as Mahomes goes crazy and throws four TD passes, including one to himself. Laugh at them as we leave Nashville. Make Tits fans want to kill themselves.

3) Denver Broncos: Like Indy, I don't care how we beat them. Best would be to have Mahomes run an 85 yard drive with two minutes left to beat them by one with :02 left in the game. Add Shane Ray to our defense, who tells the press he's "Always wanted to be a Chief." Do a baseball swing after sacking Keenum. Make Donk fans want to kill themselves.

Is that too much to ask?

**ptlyon** · 10-23-2018, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Dan

My List:

Beat the living crap out of any opponent in the AFC Championship game at Arrowhead. Can't even imagine the joy and mayhem that would ensue.

That would be quite the feeling for sure

tooge · 10-23-2018, 02:11 PM

My list:

Pitt. Close game. Sack Rapelisburger for a safety to win. Severs a lower vertebrae. He's never able to use his pecker again.

NE: Blowout. They take Brady out after 4 picks. He's on the sideline kissing his son on the lips and gets plowed by Julian Edelmen who is blasted out of bounds on an incompletion. Both Brady and his kid lose all their teeth in the accident

Indy: 1995 Reunion. Chiefs blow them out. Linn Elliott and Jim Harbaugh share a ride to the airport after the game. It gets carjacked by a doped up bunch of Denver Bronko players that are in town to watch the game. The car is hit by a train.

Denver: Chiefs in blowout fashion once again. On the way back to Denver, the bronko plane hits the first ever discovered AIDS tree during an emergency landing.

Spott · 10-23-2018, 02:12 PM

I want the Colts 7 years in a row. After that Pittsburgh, New England, Buffalo and Miami. We will get two shots at revenge on our division opponents every year.

MAG · 10-23-2018, 02:18 PM

1. Patriots
2. Colts
3. Tits
4. Steelers

Hammock Parties · 10-23-2018, 02:23 PM

George's inner child has awakened, and he is a bloodthirsty little monster.

Hammock Parties · 10-23-2018, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

Linn Elliott and Jim Harbaugh share a ride to the airport after the game.

It gets carjacked by a doped up bunch of Denver Bronko players that are in town to watch the game.

The car is hit by a train.

I love Chiefsplanet so much.

Luke Atamadong · 10-23-2018, 02:36 PM

I want to beat Tommy and the Patriots at Arrowhead in a ceremonious torch-passing from one GOAT to another

Hammock Parties · 10-23-2018, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Luke Atamadong

I want to beat Tommy and the Patriots at Arrowhead in a ceremonious torch-passing from one GOAT to another

The Great GOAT Barbecue

MeaTy The Pimp · 10-23-2018, 02:45 PM

With regards to Pitt and Indy, I would like to beat them so bad that their entire teams retire at halftime.

Hydrae · 10-23-2018, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge

My list:

Pitt. Close game. Sack Rapelisburger for a safety to win. Severs a lower vertebrae. He's never able to use his pecker again.

NE: Blowout. They take Brady out after 4 picks. He's on the sideline kissing his son on the lips and gets plowed by Julian Edelmen who is blasted out of bounds on an incompletion. Both Brady and his kid lose all their teeth in the accident

Indy: 1995 Reunion. Chiefs blow them out. Linn Elliott and Jim Harbaugh share a ride to the airport after the game. It gets carjacked by a doped up bunch of Denver Bronko players that are in town to watch the game. The car is hit by a train.

Denver: Chiefs in blowout fashion once again. On the way back to Denver, the bronko plane hits the first ever discovered AIDS tree during an emergency landing.

lcarus · 10-23-2018, 03:24 PM

The Colts is the #1 must have for me. Luckily I wasn't alive to endure the heart breaking loss to Miami in 71, I don't remember the one in 1990, but I do remember the one from 1994. That one hurt. But nothing compared to the Colts.

I think the best way to do it would be to come back from being behind by 33 points. Because that would break the all-time record right? The Oilers came back from being down 35-3 to Buffalo if I recall. That would be justice.

Beating the Broncos in the playoffs would be nice too. Grease our jerseys, chop block everyone and get away with it, and make them lose on a horse shit offensive PI call at the end.

In fact, douse our pass rushers jerseys in KY Liquid. Have fun blocking that.

**MahiMike** · 10-23-2018, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TwistedChief

Gosh. I don’t understand the Titans hatred. As much as that loss sucked, it was a classic “Because Chiefs” experience.

Aside from the Colts who obviously deserve their own “burn in a vat of acid” section, the Steelers and Patriots are right at the top of the list for me. I would love to break their hearts and crush their souls. The Steelers playoff loss (Fisher vs Harrison.... ****!) stuck with me for a long time. And the Patriots just deserve it, but I’d prefer the loss be with Brady whom we pick off 4 times to end his career as the Chiefs win 49-0. That’s the only way to go for true redemption.

Was gonna post something similar. Easier to quote than type it all.

carcosa · 10-23-2018, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MeaTy The Pimp

With regards to Pitt and Indy, I would like to beat them so bad that their entire teams retire at halftime.

We were close to beating Indy that badly at halftime in 2013... unfortunately, instead of retiring they decided to play the second half

EdmontonChiefsFan · 10-23-2018, 03:53 PM

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big nasty kcnut · 10-23-2018, 04:03 PM

I want to beat the cowboys in a super bowl. When i was growing up in school they always ended the pa announcement with go cowboys. I hated it. I want to finally rub it in all those asshole faces and say go chiefs! That would make my day. Oh final score Chiefs 65-0. Anthony sherman co mvp with pm2

10-23-2018, 12:36 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17646178 VARSITY	My Personal Vendetta Bucket List If Mahomes stays Mahomes, then its very possible we can exact a great deal of revenge on the NFL over the next few years. We had lost multiple games in a row to Cincy, then we smoked them Sunday night, getting a taste of revenge for all the miserable losses we've had to them. But I want more. A lot more. I want to deal out a bunch of playoff losses to teams that have made my life a personal pit of misery over the past 40 years. Here is my Revenge Bucket List, from mild to MUST. Mild: 1) Beat Green Bay in a Super Bowl: I don't really despise Green Bay. Actually i admire them and I think they're a well run, historically great team. I just want to avenge our Super Bowl I loss when Lombardi said the Chiefs "were not an NFL caliber team." The next time the Chiefs faced an NFL team was the next season, 1967 in a pre-season game at Municipal Stadium. Stram beat George Halas' Bears 66-24, and played the starters the whole game. 2) LA/SD Chargers: We owe them an exit from the playoffs, and I'd like to do it by rushing Kareem Hunt for 200 yards. Natrone Means rushed the Bolts over one of Marty's teams to knock us out one year. 3) Baltimore Ravens: Knock them out of the playoffs by making them turn the ball over multiple times, like Ray Lewis did to Casshole and Todd Haley at Arrowhead. We were poseurs that year, but I'd like to give them a taste. 4) New England: After Tommy Boy retires, make them play with a second tier QB, in an Arrowhead playoff game, and Ball Control their ass where they can never catch up. Medium: 1) Miami Dolphins: Get them in an Arrowhead playoff game when it's cold as Hell, force their line to jump offsides with crowd noise, have their kickers blow makeable field goals and taste the bile of kick related failure. 2) Pittsburgh Steelers: Go to Heinz Field, play a close playoff game, they try to tie it up in the fourth quarter, but Dee Ford flops on a rush and draws an Offensive Holding call on the Steelers tackle, which negates a two point conversion. We celebrate on their field and make them stew on that bogus ref call for an entire off season. 3) New York Jets: Beat them handily after they sneak into the playoffs on a blocked punt in their final game. Hold Sam Darnold to less than 100 yards passing. Beat them by five TDs. Must Have: 1) Indianapolis Colts: I don't care how we beat them. I just want to kill them in a playoff game. I mean beat them like The Taliban. Make them taste the sting of playoff futility. Have their kicker miss every FG attempt. Have their best running back come up lame after one carry. Have Mahomes score a TD on a fumbled snap. Make Colts fans want to kill themselves. 2) Tennessee Tits: On their field, Tits go in at the half with a three TD lead, only to get punked and stuffed in the second half, as Mahomes goes crazy and throws four TD passes, including one to himself. Laugh at them as we leave Nashville. Make Tits fans want to kill themselves. 3) Denver Broncos: Like Indy, I don't care how we beat them. Best would be to have Mahomes run an 85 yard drive with two minutes left to beat them by one with :02 left in the game. Add Shane Ray to our defense, who tells the press he's "Always wanted to be a Chief." Do a baseball swing after sacking Keenum. Make Donk fans want to kill themselves. Is that too much to ask? Last edited by gblowfish; 10-24-2018 at 01:21 PM..
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10-23-2018, 02:11 PM	#17
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $3834112	My list: Pitt. Close game. Sack Rapelisburger for a safety to win. Severs a lower vertebrae. He's never able to use his pecker again. NE: Blowout. They take Brady out after 4 picks. He's on the sideline kissing his son on the lips and gets plowed by Julian Edelmen who is blasted out of bounds on an incompletion. Both Brady and his kid lose all their teeth in the accident Indy: 1995 Reunion. Chiefs blow them out. Linn Elliott and Jim Harbaugh share a ride to the airport after the game. It gets carjacked by a doped up bunch of Denver Bronko players that are in town to watch the game. The car is hit by a train. Denver: Chiefs in blowout fashion once again. On the way back to Denver, the bronko plane hits the first ever discovered AIDS tree during an emergency landing.
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lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $1709928	The Colts is the #1 must have for me. Luckily I wasn't alive to endure the heart breaking loss to Miami in 71, I don't remember the one in 1990, but I do remember the one from 1994. That one hurt. But nothing compared to the Colts. I think the best way to do it would be to come back from being behind by 33 points. Because that would break the all-time record right? The Oilers came back from being down 35-3 to Buffalo if I recall. That would be justice. Beating the Broncos in the playoffs would be nice too. Grease our jerseys, chop block everyone and get away with it, and make them lose on a horse shit offensive PI call at the end. In fact, douse our pass rushers jerseys in KY Liquid. Have fun blocking that. Last edited by lcarus; 10-23-2018 at 03:32 PM..
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big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $1470900	I want to beat the cowboys in a super bowl. When i was growing up in school they always ended the pa announcement with go cowboys. I hated it. I want to finally rub it in all those asshole faces and say go chiefs! That would make my day. Oh final score Chiefs 65-0. Anthony sherman co mvp with pm2 __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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