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Old 09-22-2014, 04:46 PM  
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I would like to apologize.

Some here will immediately dismiss me as trolling again by apologizing. While I want to stress that you couldn't be more wrong, I understand the presupposition.

As many here know, I like to troll. Not troll to take over a thread or have a negative effect on the board, but for humor purposes. While I've gotten in a few spats here, I genuinely like 99 percent of all the posters. This will always be my favorite message board, football aside.

Last Saturday night/Sunday morning, I made a post in the Adrian Peterson thread that was my pathetic attempt at trolling. It wasn't funny, and it was unacceptable. To be frank, the Coors I was enjoying didn't help my judgment call, but I'm not here to make excuses. I made the post in an attempt to highlight a point, and failed miserably. For those who haven't seen it, I essentially made a joke about knowing a guy who molested his child every time he came home with a bad grade. I made the jab to try and show how ridiculous I thought it was that people were saying "AP might have gone too far, but if that type of punishment is effective, I'm not against it". Instead of me proving a point, it led to immediate outrage (rightfully so) and disdain.

I've refrained from posting lately simply because I was ashamed reading the quote. Contrary to what it may seem, I'm not a bad guy. I love pushing the envelope, and sometimes I go too far. This time is the case, and I've certainly done a lot of looking in the mirror since last weekend. I will continue to avoid posting, but will continue to read and enjoy everybody. I promise to not make a mult account, and will hopefully post again in the future (with a bit more self-control).

To SR, Timbone, Clay, Jason, and the many others I've had the pleasure of conversing with around here, thanks for all the interesting threads. I've loved them all.
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Old 09-23-2014, 07:17 AM   #151
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Are you bi-polar? First it's "you are a reerun if you thought this wasn't a joke" and "your a reerun for reporting sodomy against a child" and now it's "I'm sorry, it was stupid..."
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I knew it was a joke immediately.
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Old 09-23-2014, 07:44 AM   #152
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Not to backtrack, but now that I've read the actual post from Bufkin, I see a joke. I see trolling. That is the exact style of post he's done in other threads. This particular one might have crossed some line, but it's the same concept.

I'm guessing guys like Hootie and Saccopoo hadn't had much interaction with Bufkin prior to that thread?
exactly.
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Old 09-23-2014, 08:00 AM   #153
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I literally think about you whenever I smell pussy.
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I try not to but rank vagina smells like buttered popcorn to me. And you know that smell. If you walk into any kind of room and someone had eaten a stupid popcorn jelly belly 2 hours earlier, you can smell it.

I just assume it's pussy and not really popcorn when I'm out in the world and I catch the lingering traces. Who the hell would be walking around with buttered popcorn? Willingly?
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Old 09-23-2014, 09:38 AM   #154
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I try not to but rank vagina smells like buttered popcorn to me. And you know that smell. If you walk into any kind of room and someone had eaten a stupid popcorn jelly belly 2 hours earlier, you can smell it.

I just assume it's pussy and not really popcorn when I'm out in the world and I catch the lingering traces. Who the hell would be walking around with buttered popcorn? Willingly?
Remember when you commented on my difficulty with reading comprehension and I responded and clarified that you were correct, that reading comprehension isn't one of my stronger suits?

This post is a perfect example of that.

After I read this post last night, I somehow came away with the impression that you have a ranking system for pussy smells and you use some sort of buttered popcorn measurement for your ranking system... I was a bit confused.

It wasn't until re-reading your post in Big Smoke's quote that I comprehended it correctly (I think).

Does buttered popcorn smell like tuna where you are from?

Buttered popcorn is a unique way of putting it...I've noticed the buttered popcorn smell that I think you are talking about (which doesn't bother me) and the tuna smell (which bothers me...and no, I don't mean "hot and bothered.")
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Old 09-23-2014, 09:41 AM   #155
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Is "Bufkin" something I need to look up in the Urban Dictionary?
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Old 09-23-2014, 09:43 AM   #156
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Bufkin: So dude, are you actually a Falcons fan or were you just trolling as one prior to becoming "confused?"
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Old 09-23-2014, 09:49 AM   #157
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Old 09-23-2014, 09:51 AM   #158
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Is "Bufkin" something I need to look up in the Urban Dictionary?
I think it's one of those flying monkeys from "The Wizard of Oz."
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Old 09-23-2014, 09:51 AM   #159
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Remember when you commented on my difficulty with reading comprehension and I responded and clarified that you were correct, that reading comprehension isn't one of my stronger suits?

This post is a perfect example of that.

After I read this post last night, I somehow came away with the impression that you have a ranking system for pussy smells and you use some sort of buttered popcorn measurement for your ranking system... I was a bit confused.

It wasn't until re-reading your post in Big Smoke's quote that I comprehended it correctly (I think).

Does buttered popcorn smell like tuna where you are from?

Buttered popcorn is a unique way of putting it...I've noticed the buttered popcorn smell that I think you are talking about (which doesn't bother me) and the tuna smell (which bothers me...and no, I don't mean "hot and bothered.")
I think the tuna thing is a myth. I like tuna, so I eat it maybe once a month or so. More so when I'm near a coastline. I've never smelled pussy that smelled like tuna. Even shit mixed with menses doesn't smell like that. Maybe after a 12 hour hike through the serengeti.

OOO I had a revelation the other day. Girls really don't need to fart around men as much as you do around us because we quietly expell it when we sit to pee.

More men should sit to pee.

This is a great thread.
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Old 09-23-2014, 10:21 AM   #160
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I think the tuna thing is a myth. I like tuna, so I eat it maybe once a month or so. More so when I'm near a coastline. I've never smelled pussy that smelled like tuna. Even shit mixed with menses doesn't smell like that. Maybe after a 12 hour hike through the serengeti.

OOO I had a revelation the other day. Girls really don't need to fart around men as much as you do around us because we quietly expell it when we sit to pee.

More men should sit to pee.

This is a great thread.
Ugh...it was. Not anymore.
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Old 09-23-2014, 11:14 AM   #161
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Old 09-23-2014, 02:38 PM   #162
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That's not my concern.

I reported it to the Missouri Department of Social Services as potential child abuse/sexual assault.

What they do with it is up to them at this point.
Seriously?

That's ****ing stupid. It obviously was an attempt at humor.

You're a ****ing moron.
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Old 09-23-2014, 03:05 PM   #163
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Seriously?

That's ****ing stupid. It obviously was an attempt at humor.

You're a ****ing moron.
Yea. He went full blown stupid with that one.
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Old 09-23-2014, 03:35 PM   #164
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Bufkin: So dude, are you actually a Falcons fan or were you just trolling as one prior to becoming "confused?"
I registered as "falconfan2" immediately after the Matt Cassel trade. Why I chose the falcons I can't for the life of me remember. Probably something to do with Gonzalez. I am a proud Chiefs fan and former season ticket holder. My uncle is currently one of the 6 fans nominated for "fan of the year" believe it or not. It runs in the family.

Another tidbit is that I genuinely like Eric Fisher and think he'll be a great player. That's the crappy part about Bufkin. When I troll, people take it seriously and call the cops. When I'm being serious, people laugh at me and tell me to go suck off Eric Fisher.
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Old 09-23-2014, 03:47 PM   #165
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I registered as "falconfan2" immediately after the Matt Cassel trade. Why I chose the falcons I can't for the life of me remember. Probably something to do with Gonzalez. I am a proud Chiefs fan and former season ticket holder. My uncle is currently one of the 6 fans nominated for "fan of the year" believe it or not. It runs in the family.

Another tidbit is that I genuinely like Eric Fisher and think he'll be a great player. That's the crappy part about Bufkin. When I troll, people take it seriously and call the cops. When I'm being serious, people laugh at me and tell me to go suck off Eric Fisher.
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