Chiefs Three Things About Last Night's Game - Page 3

**gblowfish** · 08:44 AM

My pre-season tune up for the regular season.

3. Seattle's fans are a lot like our fans, except they've had the experience of a Super Bowl or two since our last trip. As far as the national CBS Broadcast, Dan Fouts is an insufferable prick. He's always held a grudge against KC because he was in our division, and KC was a laughing stock during his playing days, so he's always looked his nose down at us. The fewer games we draw him as a color commentator, the better.

2. Elvis, uh I mean Casshole, uh...I mean Alex Smiff: I've come to the firm belief that Smiff is just a slightly better than average NFL starting QB. You can make a firm argument that he's the third best in our division, only Semen for the Donks is worse, and not by much. Smiff's receivers did him no favors; but if you watch his throws, they're never on the numbers or in stride. They're high, or low, or behind the receiver. Maholmie, on the other hand, hits guys where they can do something with the ball once its been delivered. Yeah, it's going to be a learning year for Mahomie behind Smiff. But the kid has promise. I'm much more optimistic than when we picked him over Watson on draft day.

1. How many times did our D-line line up offsides? Four? Five? More? That's seems like a pretty simple in game fix, but double digit penalties is not in character for a Andy Reid coached team. So we'll not make too big a deal out of that. QB pressure was poor on Wilson, Jones got the only clean shot sack on him. Maybe in a real game Justin Houston would change that dynamic. D-backs all covered relatively well for a pre-season game. I'm a little bit worried about Nelson and Gaines. Nelson tends to draw DPIs at inopportune times, and Gaines dropped an INT he should have had easy. Also worried about Eric Berry having NO pre-season reps. I hope he's able to step in and play against the Pats without looking bad.

OK, now I'll put on my baseball cap and watch. Don't want to strain anything.

Oh, and certainly hope Ware is going to be OK. We seriously need him for third and short.

**Bwana** · 08-26-2017, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate

George, I really appreciate the effort you put in to your VERY accurate analysis.

That the Alexsexuals despise you only shows what everyone under the known universe already knows:

Chiefs current, starting QB = garbages.

Smith is what he is, but Mahomes needs some work before he is ready to start.

Rasputin · 08-26-2017, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan

How many times can Fouts say "Legion of Boom" during one football game- he acted like he coined the phrase.

Does Zombo know he is supposed to tackle the runner? On the first Seatle drive- runs up and immediately engages the blocker while letting the runner skate by. Ford looked lost out there as well. With Mauga, Zombo, Hali being either slow, old or both- Pretty worried about the LB depth.

Even when Gaines is finally in the perfect spot to make a play- he drops it. Nelson was burned all night and between the two will be all Brady needs to carve us up like a Thanksgiving turkey.

Is there a game that Jah Reid plays in he does not get a stupid penalty? Terrible.

With Veech bragging about not needing the waiver wire because we are loaded with talent and all the reports of Alex looking like a HOFer in camp- the Chiefs have their hype machine running full tilt. The proof was on the field though and it was the same old unprepared sloppy ass start we have grown to expect from Andy.

Knowing that Alex will be trotting out there to lead this bungling squad against the Champs the first game, really takes all the excitement out of upcoming football season. We have watched this all before and know how it will end.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan

How many times can Fouts say "Legion of Boom" during one football game- he acted like he coined the phrase.

Does Zombo know he is supposed to tackle the runner? On the first Seatle drive- runs up and immediately engages the blocker while letting the runner skate by. Ford looked lost out there as well. With Mauga, Zombo, Hali being either slow, old or both- Pretty worried about the LB depth.

Even when Gaines is finally in the perfect spot to make a play- he drops it. Nelson was burned all night and between the two will be all Brady needs to carve us up like a Thanksgiving turkey.

Is there a game that Jah Reid plays in he does not get a stupid penalty? Terrible.

With Veech bragging about not needing the waiver wire because we are loaded with talent and all the reports of Alex looking like a HOFer in camp- the Chiefs have their hype machine running full tilt. The proof was on the field though and it was the same old unprepared sloppy ass start we have grown to expect from Andy.

Knowing that Alex will be trotting out there to lead this bungling squad against the Champs the first game, really takes all the excitement out of upcoming football season. We have watched this all before and know how it will end.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan

So, I guess it reposted my post. I wonder if anyone even noticed?

Q

Not until you mentioned it

R
E
P
O
S
T

scho63 · 08-26-2017, 02:07 PM

I thought Speros was so much worse to listen to than Fouts. Speros sounded like he was going to jizz in his pants every time the Seahawks made a play.

**007** · 08-26-2017, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks

remembering a time when gb wasn't just the same old CP "Smiff" hater. Aaaaahhhh...

I absolutely love animal lovers, so I won't dig much on this.. but wow.. dumb dumb ****ing ridiculous dumb.

You know.. I'd like to take the time to think about that and all.. but I can't push the "you're a tool you're a tool you're a massive tool" outta my thoughts.

Alex Smith is nothing special.. other than his win % and perseverance from the first handful of terribad supporting cast. Mahomes may be great and I hope he will be.

.. but you will always be that poster that was once useful and fair.. and now devolved into a more eloquent SDH. Not mad. Just very disappointed that this is what has become of you. Good day sir. Continue to be good and kind to your pets.

Oh booo ****ing hooo. Somebody puts up realistic thoughts about your baby and you you get your feelings hurt. Go sit in a corner and put on your safe space hat.

**srvy** · 08-26-2017, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB

I've had my fill of 7-17, 44 yard efforts in one half of football out of our starting QB.

Im tired of receivers dropping balls. Guess we will just be tired and like it.

Rasputin · 08-26-2017, 02:23 PM

George write ups should be read out loud on NFLnet and ESPN so they can get truth analysis and credibility.

**Bugeater** · 08-26-2017, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks

remembering a time when gb wasn't just the same old CP "Smiff" hater. Aaaaahhhh...

I absolutely love animal lovers, so I won't dig much on this.. but wow.. dumb dumb ****ing ridiculous dumb.

You know.. I'd like to take the time to think about that and all.. but I can't push the "you're a tool you're a tool you're a massive tool" outta my thoughts.

Alex Smith is nothing special.. other than his win % and perseverance from the first handful of terribad supporting cast. Mahomes may be great and I hope he will be.

.. but you will always be that poster that was once useful and fair.. and now devolved into a more eloquent SDH. Not mad. Just very disappointed that this is what has become of you. Good day sir. Continue to be good and kind to your pets.

Listen up one who sucks the penis, Gblow is revered on this board and is far more valued that you will ever dream of being. You, sir, are the ****ing tool here.

And if you're not mad, why respond?

Tool.

Hammock Parties · 08-26-2017, 03:42 PM

I love that you lived long enough to see this franchise draft a QB.

**Trivers** · 08-26-2017, 03:45 PM

Preseason.

Deep breath.

**gblowfish** · 08-26-2017, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

I love that you lived long enough to see this franchise draft a QB.

Me too.

If we actually win the Super Bowl, I'll probably drop dead the next morning.

Reerun_KC · 08-26-2017, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trivers

Preseason.

Deep breath.

I'm ready for the "connection" to be unleashed.

stevieray · 08-26-2017, 03:56 PM

Not true George, early on he hit both Hill and Kelce perfectly and they dropped the ball. set the tone for most of the night.

there is a reason they are called great catches, because in stride is EASY.

the whole team was playing uphill last night.

**Ming the Merciless** · 08-26-2017, 04:06 PM

Thanks , G

Appreciate your efforts both when I agree and when I don't. Always a great read. Ignore sandy vag, he isnt even a chiefs fan and doesnt really understand an actual man's point of view since all he is , is a bitch

tmax63 · 08-26-2017, 04:10 PM

If they are gonna sh*t the bed they might as well do it the 3rd preseason game so that it wakes everybody up. That gives the coaches 10 days to grab them by their ears and pull their collectives heads out of their @ss@s and get them ready so they won't embarrass themselves in New England.

RippedmyFlesh · 08-26-2017, 04:12 PM

I wish the chiefs came out of preseason week 3 as ready as George is for the regular season.

08-26-2017, 08:39 AM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17606178 VARSITY	Three Things About Last Night's Game My pre-season tune up for the regular season. 3. Seattle's fans are a lot like our fans, except they've had the experience of a Super Bowl or two since our last trip. As far as the national CBS Broadcast, Dan Fouts is an insufferable prick. He's always held a grudge against KC because he was in our division, and KC was a laughing stock during his playing days, so he's always looked his nose down at us. The fewer games we draw him as a color commentator, the better. 2. Elvis, uh I mean Casshole, uh...I mean Alex Smiff: I've come to the firm belief that Smiff is just a slightly better than average NFL starting QB. You can make a firm argument that he's the third best in our division, only Semen for the Donks is worse, and not by much. Smiff's receivers did him no favors; but if you watch his throws, they're never on the numbers or in stride. They're high, or low, or behind the receiver. Maholmie, on the other hand, hits guys where they can do something with the ball once its been delivered. Yeah, it's going to be a learning year for Mahomie behind Smiff. But the kid has promise. I'm much more optimistic than when we picked him over Watson on draft day. 1. How many times did our D-line line up offsides? Four? Five? More? That's seems like a pretty simple in game fix, but double digit penalties is not in character for a Andy Reid coached team. So we'll not make too big a deal out of that. QB pressure was poor on Wilson, Jones got the only clean shot sack on him. Maybe in a real game Justin Houston would change that dynamic. D-backs all covered relatively well for a pre-season game. I'm a little bit worried about Nelson and Gaines. Nelson tends to draw DPIs at inopportune times, and Gaines dropped an INT he should have had easy. Also worried about Eric Berry having NO pre-season reps. I hope he's able to step in and play against the Pats without looking bad. OK, now I'll put on my baseball cap and watch. Don't want to strain anything. Oh, and certainly hope Ware is going to be OK. We seriously need him for third and short. Last edited by gblowfish; 08-26-2017 at 08:44 AM..
Posts: 40,843

08-26-2017, 02:07 PM	#33
scho63 Politically Incorrect Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Casino cash: $2541110	I thought Speros was so much worse to listen to than Fouts. Speros sounded like he was going to jizz in his pants every time the Seahawks made a play. __________________ *"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!"* ~Redd Foxx~ ~~2018 2019 2020 20212022 2023~~ 2024 Adopt a Chief - Clark Hunt and Brett Veach "The men who drafted Patrick Mahomes"
Posts: 50,717

08-26-2017, 02:23 PM	#36
Rasputin Tip of the hat LIV Champs Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $3285421	George write ups should be read out loud on NFLnet and ESPN so they can get truth analysis and credibility. __________________ A Brave Man Once Requested Me To Answer Questions That Are Key 'Is It To Be Or Not To Be' And I Replied Oh Why Ask Me
Posts: 54,977

08-26-2017, 03:42 PM	#38
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4480478	I love that you lived long enough to see this franchise draft a QB.
Posts: 278,545

08-26-2017, 03:45 PM	#39
Trivers Always ask 'Why?" Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Two Rivers, Wisconsin Casino cash: $2102400	Preseason. Deep breath.
Posts: 2,929

08-26-2017, 03:56 PM	#42
stevieray best in the biz Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Under Pressure Casino cash: $2355273	Not true George, early on he hit both Hill and Kelce perfectly and they dropped the ball. set the tone for most of the night. there is a reason they are called great catches, because in stride is EASY. the whole team was playing uphill last night.
Posts: 71,340

08-26-2017, 04:06 PM	#43
Ming the Merciless Emporer of Mongo Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Milky Way Casino cash: $2737556	Thanks , G Appreciate your efforts both when I agree and when I don't. Always a great read. Ignore sandy vag, he isnt even a chiefs fan and doesnt really understand an actual man's point of view since all he is , is a bitch __________________ ---- 2018 Adopt-A-Chief : Chris Conley 2017 Adopt-A-Chief : FRANK ZOMBO Click here-->*The Holy Chiefsplanet Lexicon **
Posts: 44,496

08-26-2017, 04:10 PM	#44
tmax63 Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $3100400	If they are gonna sh*t the bed they might as well do it the 3rd preseason game so that it wakes everybody up. That gives the coaches 10 days to grab them by their ears and pull their collectives heads out of their @ss@s and get them ready so they won't embarrass themselves in New England. __________________ An armed member of society is a citizen, an unarmed member is a subject.
Posts: 3,813

08-26-2017, 04:12 PM	#45
RippedmyFlesh Veteran Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New York Casino cash: $10005817	I wish the chiefs came out of preseason week 3 as ready as George is for the regular season.
Posts: 4,848