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04-11-2017, 09:06 AM | #91 | |
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WTF kind of dog loves spicy food? Weird damn dog.
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04-11-2017, 10:09 AM | #92 | |
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04-11-2017, 10:12 AM | #93 | |
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04-11-2017, 11:41 AM | #94 |
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Those dogs know a pushover when they see one.
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04-13-2017, 09:05 AM | #95 |
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the saga continues...
Got home last night before anyone else…was sitting outside, drinking a beer and talking to mom on the phone. the neighbor from down the road who the wife buys eggs from pulls in the driveway. Said the dogs were down at his house chasing the chickens. When he went out to chase them off they ran away and old walter hand a chicken in his mouth. So, I gave him $30 and a beer for the rooster. Calmed him down and said it wouldn’t happen again. he left and I went down in the woods and started hollering for them. here they came, and walter still had the rooster in his mouth. He brought it up and laid it at my feet like he was really proud of it. so, I pick up the chicken and carried it up to their pen w/them following me. shut the gate, then walked back to the house, dropped the chicken on the carport, let down the tailgate of my truck and sat there drinking a beer, trying to figure out how to handle the situation. After about 10 minutes(and 2 beers), that fricken chicken gets up and walks under my legs into the garage and sits under the truck! Didn’t have a feather on his back, but he’s still alive! So, everyone else gets home and the son calls a friend that raises chickens…we throw the rooster in the back seat of my truck and take him up there. On the way home, we had a flat tire…couldn’t get the lug nuts off the wheel and had to call to call another friend of the sons to come and help w/that. damn... sec
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04-13-2017, 09:21 AM | #96 |
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Buy an airhorn. Every time one hops up on it, blow it. They'll get startled as **** and get off.
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04-13-2017, 09:30 AM | #97 |
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Ask the friend with the chickens next time to shoot em. Problem solved.
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04-13-2017, 10:22 AM | #98 | |
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my grandpa used to say that if you tied the dead chicken to the dogs collar and left it to rot for a couple weeks it would cure the dog from killing chickens. i just dont want the smell of dead chickens on the patio furniture. sec
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04-13-2017, 10:30 AM | #99 |
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That will work on some dogs. I sent another solution that will work on the others.
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04-13-2017, 02:11 PM | #101 | |
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04-13-2017, 02:24 PM | #102 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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You should've called him a pussy, might have changed his mind
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04-13-2017, 08:33 PM | #103 |
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My earliest memory is of my Dad having to shoot our dog Red for getting the chickens. I couldn't have been more than 2 and neither of my brothers believed I remembered it 'til I recited exactly what happened.
Sorry to hear about this sec. Damn city dogs...
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04-13-2017, 08:46 PM | #105 |
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