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Old 04-17-2014, 08:13 AM  
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Rapper cuts off penis, jumps off building, lives...
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A rapper affiliated with Wu-Tang Clan was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday after he cut off his penis and then jumped off a second story balcony in what police believe was a suicide attempt ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Our sources say ... cops were called to an apartment building in North Hollywood at around 1:00 AM and found Christ Bearer -- aka Andre Johnson -- on the sidewalk critically injured.

Christ Bearer is a member of the rap group Northstar ... a group discovered by members of Wu-Tang Clan. Two members of a group Bearer collaborates with live in the same apartment building and tell TMZ they were there early this morning when Christ Bearer suddenly -- without warning -- cut off his penis and jumped off the balcony. They say they were not on "any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing."
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Old 04-17-2014, 12:32 PM   #46
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Old 04-17-2014, 12:41 PM   #47
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I may be wrong but if he jumped at the same time he dropped his penis then according to Newton's universal law of gravity both he and his pecker landed at the same time.
Yeah, but if he cut off his sac as well, provided it was big enough, it could have acted as a parachute, reeruning the fall of his dick.
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Old 04-17-2014, 12:50 PM   #48
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Yeah, but if he cut off his sac as well, provided it was big enough, it could have acted as a parachute, reeruning the fall of his dick.
I wonder why the guy went nuts like that literally lol
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Old 04-17-2014, 01:03 PM   #49
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Old 04-17-2014, 01:38 PM   #50
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Old 04-17-2014, 01:49 PM   #51
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Given the chronology, my guess is that he was wasted when he chopped it off, but when the reality of the situation kicked in, he hastily attempted suicide. This could make for a pretty strong "say no to drugs" campaign.
but it wasn't hard drugs....must have been some crap that Bump smokes
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but it wasn't hard drugs....must have been some crap that Bump smokes
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but it wasn't hard drugs....must have been some crap that Bump smokes
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Maybe he wanted to make sure his penis was not injured in the fall.
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