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the Talking Can 04-17-2014 08:13 AM

Rapper cuts off penis, jumps off building, lives...
 
http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/16/wu-tan...-jump-suicide/

Quote:

A rapper affiliated with Wu-Tang Clan was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday after he cut off his penis and then jumped off a second story balcony in what police believe was a suicide attempt ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Our sources say ... cops were called to an apartment building in North Hollywood at around 1:00 AM and found Christ Bearer -- aka Andre Johnson -- on the sidewalk critically injured.

Christ Bearer is a member of the rap group Northstar ... a group discovered by members of Wu-Tang Clan. Two members of a group Bearer collaborates with live in the same apartment building and tell TMZ they were there early this morning when Christ Bearer suddenly -- without warning -- cut off his penis and jumped off the balcony. They say they were not on "any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing."


Pasta Little Brioni 04-17-2014 08:16 AM

Well you aren't supposed to read from the Book of the Dead!!!!

tooge 04-17-2014 08:17 AM

sounded like a good idea at the time

ptlyon 04-17-2014 08:17 AM

Lived? ****

SeeingRed 04-17-2014 08:17 AM

Andre Johnson cuts off penis in jumping suicide attempt: Headline might make Houston fans nervous lol yikes! =0

Donger 04-17-2014 08:18 AM

I Hate Big Cock.

Simply Red 04-17-2014 08:20 AM

Old Dirty Dick'less'

Methodical I say!

mikey23545 04-17-2014 08:23 AM

This confirms everything I've ever thought about the intelligence of the typical rapper.

mikey23545 04-17-2014 08:24 AM

I guess he lived since there was no way he could hit head first.

Dave Lane 04-17-2014 08:27 AM

So Christ cut off his wang?

Ok I'm so not touching this one!!

Katipan 04-17-2014 08:28 AM

My house burned down in North Hollywood!

Maybe he did it.

Perineum Ripper 04-17-2014 08:43 AM

Cocaine is a he'll of a drug..so I'm told by Rick James

notorious 04-17-2014 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10568512)
Well you aren't supposed to read from the Book of the Dead!!!!

Except he cut off his....leg.... instead of his hand.

wazu 04-17-2014 08:58 AM

Probably also has a pretty bad hangover today.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-17-2014 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 10568556)
Except he cut off his....leg.... instead of his hand.

He watched the Syfy version and got confused


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