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05-27-2017, 01:03 AM | #46 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
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Go over to her house and start rubbing one out on her porch. When you are about to nut ring the bell, when she opens the door sling nut across her face.
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05-27-2017, 01:05 AM | #47 |
You Sweetie!
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05-27-2017, 01:06 AM | #48 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
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Big Smoke gunna Big Smoke
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05-27-2017, 01:08 AM | #49 |
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Staying at home to drink while stalking her Facebook looking for some fap material is a safe approach also. Big Smoke
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05-27-2017, 07:28 AM | #50 |
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I'm sorry I missed this last night or I would have offered the perfect advice
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05-27-2017, 07:37 AM | #51 |
Woman should only make babies
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Ask to see her dm's. She has every other pathetic guy hitting her up as well. If she ain't hitting you up you are setting yourself up for a hard reject. Good at-least trying though.
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05-27-2017, 08:19 AM | #52 |
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05-27-2017, 08:25 AM | #53 | |
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05-27-2017, 10:16 AM | #54 |
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Avoid putting the antiperspirant stick in frame for reference.
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05-27-2017, 10:19 AM | #55 |
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Sausage with two meatballs, gotta have the meatballs.
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05-27-2017, 11:29 AM | #56 | |
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05-27-2017, 11:45 AM | #57 |
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Drunk texting isn't a thing guys should practice. TRUTH!
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05-27-2017, 12:46 PM | #58 | |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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What EXACTLY did you say, because all BS, and not trying to be a dick, this is not what you wanted to hear if you are trying to hook up? Dont be a pussy. Tell her you want to take her somewhere, and she what she says. Sweet and flattered does not bode well for you, unless you are looking for a platonic friend. You need to ask her out now. If you dont youre gonna look like a scared bitch, and then you got dry balls. |
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05-27-2017, 12:48 PM | #59 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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05-27-2017, 12:49 PM | #60 |
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He should have texted her "Are you a gorilla enclosure?"
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