I NEED ADVICE - QUICK - FEEL FREE TO MOVE TO ROMPER ROOM IN AN HOUR OR TWO
 

Ok so there's this chick I'm Facebook friends with, right? We've met a time or two, but I wasn't sure she would even remember me.

A couple nights ago, I had a few drinks, and I sent her a message. It basically said how beautiful I thought her latest profile picture was blah blah blah.

Anyway. I've had a couple beers again tonight, and I feel like messaging her.

Should I? What should I say?

HELP

And even though I've had a couple drinks, I still feel very much coherent and able to type without making myself look like a fool.

I SUMMON MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER SIMPLY RED TO THIS THREAD

Go to bed, you're drunk.

I'm not drunk. I'm feeling rather confident though

What have you consumed so far?

Tell her to sit on your lap, so the two of you can talk about whatever pops up

Go for it....Tell her "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me..."

do it while you can, you will never be as young as you are now...

Send her a dick pic to her older brother and ask him to forward it to his little sister.

http://gaia.adage.com/images/bin/ima...ew_summary.jpg

2 bottles

Bullshit, drunk and horney, go to bed and rub one out and save the embarrassment.

Heh
Oh damn

I like this
Ehhhh. Nahhhhhh

You're the one that spelled horny wrong.