Pros and Cons of dating a fat chick

[TLO]

Discuss.

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

Meh, I've dated a large woman. Right before her, I dates a tiny gymnast. While I'd take the spinners every time, I will attest to the larger women trying harder and willing to do more (generally).

Side note: If you ever get the chance to date a gymnast, do it.

I dated a fat girl in high school. She was an All-State softball player, and broke the school record for home runs in a season by like 9. I had this weird athlete fetish in high school, but of course none of the hot female basketball or volleyball players would look at me. Me and the softball girl never had sex or anything, but she did beat my ass in Madden.

The moral of the story: Pretty sure she's a lezbo.

[Raiderhater]

Best part of this thread is that it is marked as a Mizzou Tiger topic.

[Perineum Ripper]

Originally Posted by Raiderhader

Best part of this thread is that it is marked as a Mizzou Tiger topic.

Well the last time I drove through campus there was some pretty good sized ladies in a herd looking for some grazing ground

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

Meh, I've dated a large woman. Right before her, I dates a tiny gymnast. While I'd take the spinners every time, I will attest to the larger women trying harder and willing to do more (generally).

Side note: If you ever get the chance to date a gymnast, do it.

I would not recommend that.

They are, for lack of a better term, crazy.

And not in a good way.

Perhaps it's the intense training at a young age, the constant threat of severe injury, whatever, but there is a certain, odd PTSD-thing associated with that breed.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

I would not recommend that.

They are, for lack of a better term, crazy.

And not in a good way.

Perhaps it's the intense training at a young age, the constant threat of severe injury, whatever, but there is a certain, odd PTSD-thing associated with that breed.

I said date, not marry. Bendy girls are fun.

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

I said date, not marry. Bendy girls are fun.

Date, marry...same shit. Your spending your time and money on a lunatic.

A limber sex partner doesn't offset the crazy.

[Saccopoo]

Hey, you know, since there are women in this forum, I wonder how they feel about the pros and cons of dating a fat guy. And what is considered a fat guy versus a fat girl.

Would you date yourself if you were a chick?

Would you date yourself if it were opposite world and you suddenly turned into the female equivalent of yourself?

[hometeam]

Pro: Loves the cock. Especially gobbling. You can let yourself go~

Con: Shes fat. People judge her, and by extension, you. Not always, but high chance of bad hygiene. Can still be a bitch.

[milkman]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Hey, you know, since there are women in this forum, I wonder how they feel about the pros and cons of dating a fat guy. And what is considered a fat guy versus a fat girl.

Would you date yourself if you were a chick?

Would you date yourself if it were opposite world and you suddenly turned into the female equivalent of yourself?

I am not fat, but there's no way in hell I'd date me if I were a woman.

I am such an asshole, I'd have to kill me.

[srvy]

Big Con: Fat fold limburger cheese smell.

[Fire Me Boy!]

The "bad hygiene" comment always gets me. Skinny, average, fat, whatever - it comes down to personal hygiene. If a skinny chick has bad hygiene habits, she'll smell too. Fat chicks don't smell.

[BullJunkandIron]

Pros- water saver - only take a cup to fill the bath tub up with her in it.

Con - in a plane crash - she will out last you before she dies of starvation and end up eating your dead starved body.

[BucEyedPea]

Originally Posted by Big Smoke

Discuss.

When I was in high-school I had this part-time job, where this skinny guy older than me also worked. He always talked about how he loved dating fat chicks...and I mean really fat. Like rolls of blubber. He loved rolling around inside of those.

So there's that.

[BucEyedPea]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Pros: they are more attractive than skinny chicks, they can take a lot more of a pounding than a skinny chick, and you don't have to worry about injuring yourself on any number of a skinny chicks bones that protrude from her while pounding it hard, they're tighter in the nana, and they're not going to judge your fat ass!

Cons: none

Also, never been with a smelly big girl. **** them skinny bitches, I'd choose fat girls over skinny every time!... Cue my theme song....

http://youtu.be/yDSK91mUNLU

And you gotta have a big stick, to please a big chick! So if you're hung like a button you're better off with a skinny chick as your small pecker will look bigger next to a skinny chick.

I can't stop laughing! This post his hilarious!

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Hey, you know, since there are women in this forum, I wonder how they feel about the pros and cons of dating a fat guy. And what is considered a fat guy versus a fat girl.

Would you date yourself if you were a chick?

Would you date yourself if it were opposite world and you suddenly turned into the female equivalent of yourself?

At least I'd know what our kids would look like.