Pros and Cons of dating a fat chick
Discuss.
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Pro: Will **** you and suck your dick for less effort and money than a hotter bitch
Con: your dick won't get as hard |
Nobody ever pays attention to them so when someone does they go sex crazy
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Pros: she will do anything you want most likely.
Cons: you cannot introduce her to family, friends or even perfect strangers for fear of judgment, every time you look at her naked you die a little bit more inside, the extreme envy you feel every time you see a guy walk by with a skinny bitch, and the smell. |
Hmmm. Interesting points to start our discussion off.
Do fat chicks generally smell bad? Or is that strictly a hygiene issue? |
Pros: Will let you eat her ass. Will also eat your ass.
Cons: None |
The smell is what I keep coming back to. It really has me concerned.
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Pros: Suitable for childbirth.
Cons: She will get even fatter once she's popped out her little Jabbas. |
Pros: Likes to go to exotic places and try international foods.
Cons: Gotta pay for an extra airline seat. |
Pros: Probably makes you laugh.
Cons: Doesn't realize you're laughing at her, not with her, and you feel guilt over it. |
Pros: Has the perfect body for playing nose tackle.
Cons: Lacks the stamina to be a starter. |
There are no cons. Just do what you do and enjoy life. Don't worry about stupid shit so much.
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Pros: You will lie on CP about your wife being hot and talk about how certain models are ugly and you would not **** them in the pictures subforum.
Con: Reality. |
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Pro: will suck you dry.
Con: you'll be on an IV recovering from lack of fluid. Source: friends. |
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