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TLO 05-24-2015 12:32 AM

Pros and Cons of dating a fat chick
 
Discuss.

Ming the Merciless 05-24-2015 12:35 AM

Pro: Will **** you and suck your dick for less effort and money than a hotter bitch

Con: your dick won't get as hard

88TG88 05-24-2015 12:35 AM

Nobody ever pays attention to them so when someone does they go sex crazy

Hammock Parties 05-24-2015 12:36 AM

Pros: she will do anything you want most likely.

Cons: you cannot introduce her to family, friends or even perfect strangers for fear of judgment, every time you look at her naked you die a little bit more inside, the extreme envy you feel every time you see a guy walk by with a skinny bitch, and the smell.

TLO 05-24-2015 12:37 AM

Hmmm. Interesting points to start our discussion off.

Do fat chicks generally smell bad? Or is that strictly a hygiene issue?

Bufkin 05-24-2015 12:38 AM

Pros: Will let you eat her ass. Will also eat your ass.

Cons: None

TLO 05-24-2015 12:39 AM

The smell is what I keep coming back to. It really has me concerned.

Hammock Parties 05-24-2015 12:40 AM

Pros: Suitable for childbirth.
Cons: She will get even fatter once she's popped out her little Jabbas.

Hammock Parties 05-24-2015 12:41 AM

Pros: Likes to go to exotic places and try international foods.

Cons: Gotta pay for an extra airline seat.

Hammock Parties 05-24-2015 12:41 AM

Pros: Probably makes you laugh.

Cons: Doesn't realize you're laughing at her, not with her, and you feel guilt over it.

Hammock Parties 05-24-2015 12:42 AM

Pros: Has the perfect body for playing nose tackle.

Cons: Lacks the stamina to be a starter.

listopencil 05-24-2015 01:13 AM

There are no cons. Just do what you do and enjoy life. Don't worry about stupid shit so much.

Valiant 05-24-2015 01:17 AM

Pros: You will lie on CP about your wife being hot and talk about how certain models are ugly and you would not **** them in the pictures subforum.

Con: Reality.

DaNewGuy 05-24-2015 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11516615)
Pros: Has the perfect body for playing nose tackle.

Cons: Lacks the stamina to be a starter.

LMAO

HoneyBadger 05-24-2015 03:18 AM

Pro: will suck you dry.

Con: you'll be on an IV recovering from lack of fluid.

Source: friends.


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