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02-11-2017, 01:47 PM | #31 |
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Lotion. For both of them.
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02-11-2017, 01:48 PM | #32 |
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02-11-2017, 01:57 PM | #33 |
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Same as every year. Nothing. I show my wife I love her every day, if she needs flowers and candy to believe I love her after 23 years together, then I may need to re-evaluate our relationship
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02-11-2017, 01:59 PM | #34 |
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Masquerade Ball tonight in Scottsdale. Dozen red roses and a dozen white lilies and chocolate covered strawberries delivered to her office on the 14th. These will be two separate deliveries so the girls in her office are going to hate her. I ****ing love this woman.
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02-11-2017, 02:00 PM | #35 |
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02-11-2017, 02:08 PM | #36 |
I'll be back.
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02-11-2017, 02:12 PM | #37 |
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02-11-2017, 02:13 PM | #38 |
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02-11-2017, 02:14 PM | #39 |
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I'm sure she'd call authorities if she were able to untie herself from the chair
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02-11-2017, 02:26 PM | #40 |
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02-11-2017, 02:30 PM | #42 |
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We once made the mistake of going out to dinner on Valentine's Day. Holy shit, that was the last time. Restaurants are packed and can't wait to turn over the tables.
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Every other gall is fat on chocolates and feeling bad and two weeks later your wife eats some lobster and feels like a princess...
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Freeeeeeeeee-dooooooooom!
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