What are you getting your significant other for Valentines Day?
 

And you can't say "penis".

We don't celebrate Valentine's Day, she doesn't like flowers she thinks they're a waste. We've been together for 8 years and we never once celebrated. Just a normal day for us.

This photo. Printed on aluminum.

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hoyle playin card pack, fiff of Evan Williams n penis

penis

Bottega Louie macarons

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i was just going to post something very similar.
i am completely out of ideas. my penis works well, thanks for asking. ;)

might just slap some ribeyes on the grill, and then slap the broad upside the head with my penis.

We usually only get each other funny cards. The other stuff (flowers, chocolate, stuffed bears, etc) is all a waste of money. Of course, one could argue a card is a waste of money as well, but never-the-less, it's what we do.

Some leggings. One pair with the crotch cut out for the penis

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My wife wanted some new expensive shoes.

I said order them up and that's your Valentine's day present.

The end.

lol, don't be naive. She deeply resents you for this and you will pay dearly someday.

A pair of slippers and a dildo.

If she don't like the slippers she can go **** herself.

flowers, chocolates, dick

lunch and a movie the day after

I'll probably see if my mom will watch the rugrat and see if we can do something nice.

Holy shit. Someone is still young :D

Kudos boss. That looks good.

When I lived in Emporia I'd get the better half truffles from Grenada.

Used to get the wife Lingerie but thought it was a waste of money cause she would only have it on for a few seconds.....:D