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Old 06-21-2018, 11:19 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 1 - Mizzou_8541 vs Gadzooks
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - On opposing gondolas in the canals of Venice (gondoliers steer as you wish but don't fight)
Starting Distance - 74 feet

Mizzou_8541

Main Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 11 Minutes
Special Factors - None


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Main Weapon - Klingon batleth
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 33 seconds
Special Factors - None
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Old 06-21-2018, 12:33 PM   #16
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I can only assume this round is being voted on by Mizzou homers and Charger haters. For the record, this is Gadzook’s weapon.
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Old 06-21-2018, 12:34 PM   #17
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Ninja stars are a great weapon for taking out a toddler or a paraplegic, blind midget. That's about it. I guess you can rub poop on the scratches and hope for infection.

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Old 06-21-2018, 12:40 PM   #18
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Ninja stars are a great weapon for taking out a toddler or a paraplegic, blind midget. That's about it. I guess you can rub poop on the scratches and hope for infection.

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Old 06-21-2018, 12:45 PM   #19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfEdSbT_qZk

Having trouble embedding, but check out this video starting at minute 3. This guy is trained at using these stars and even he is wildly inaccurate. He also points out that they don't do a whole lot of damage. They were mainly intended as a distraction. Mizzou is essentially unarmed. He's a dead man.
Who the hell claims he's trained. I skipped to the middle and he looks like Napolean Dynamite's brother doing ninja moves.
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Old 06-21-2018, 12:48 PM   #20
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Who the hell claims he's trained. I skipped to the middle and he looks like Napolean Dynamite's brother doing ninja moves.
Well he's a blackbelt in jiu jitsu and offers weapons classes. Yes he might be a fraud, but I'm going to assume that he's better than someone with 10 minutes of training, standing in a boat.
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Old 06-21-2018, 12:49 PM   #21
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I agree that ninja stars suck, but I still maintain that swinging a bat'leth on a gondola is gonna just put Gadzooks in the drink.
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Old 06-21-2018, 12:50 PM   #22
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Old 06-21-2018, 01:00 PM   #23
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I just don't think the few stars Mizzou is gonna be on target with will do enough damage to finish Gadzooks. Unless he gets lucky with a throat shot or something, he's toast.

Gadzooks wins this time.
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Old 06-21-2018, 01:30 PM   #24
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Mizzou is an outside the box thinker. He could weaponize a bowl of cold mac n cheese.

I offered some advice before they left the dock...He's going to focus on a spot at the water line of the boat, target that spot with all of the ninja starts, put a hole in the boat and then sing Italian love ballads as the boat sinks taking Gadzooks to the bottom with rest of the people who owe the mafia money.


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I offered some advice before they left the dock...He's going to focus on a spot at the water line of the boat, target that spot with all of the ninja starts, put a hole in the boat and then sing Italian love ballads as the boat sinks taking Gadzooks to the bottom with rest of the people who owe the mafia money.


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Old 06-21-2018, 01:40 PM   #26
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Gadzooks is a Charger fan so he probably decapitates himself. Mizzou wins
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Old 06-21-2018, 01:47 PM   #27
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I can only assume this round is being voted on by Mizzou homers and Charger haters. For the record, this is Gadzook’s weapon.
But can he get close enough to make use of it? That's my main concern
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Old 06-21-2018, 01:49 PM   #28
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Gadzooks should take this one in fairly easy fashion. I can't imagine the stars would be effective from an unstable platform.
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Old 06-21-2018, 01:51 PM   #29
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Assuming equal skill of the gondaliers, Mizzou could maintain distance indefinitely.
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Old 06-21-2018, 02:32 PM   #30
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Assuming equal skill of the gondaliers, Mizzou could maintain distance indefinitely.
Nope. The Batleth can be used as an additional oar.
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