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Old 04-10-2017, 11:41 AM  
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frickin dog question
so, the son and his wife went to some kind of money managing class. they came up with a plan on how to get out of debt and build a new house(i'm 57 and never been out of debt). anyway, the main part of the plan is for them and the 3 grandkids to move in w/the wife and i. actually, no biggie...grandkids usually stay w/us every weekend, and we know they're going to get older and not want to come out as much. life.

so, they sell their house and move in w/us 2 weeks ago. everything seems to be working fine, except the 3 dogs they brought w/them. used to living in a fenced in yard and sleeping in the house. i've got 30 acres for them to run wherever they want, but they seem to be happiest laying on the wifes ****in patio furniture. holler, scream, shake a stupid can w/rocks in it(dumbest idea of all), to no avail. the wife went to town and bought some spray shit for $40 and sprayed it all over the furniture saturday. yesterday morning...yep, they're laying on the patio furniture. she sprayed it again, but i know they'll be back.

so...surely some of you guys/gals have experienced this before and have a solution besides antifreeze and/or bullets? they're pretty cool dogs, really, but the wife is driving me ****in nuts over this.

suggestions?
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Old 04-10-2017, 12:52 PM   #16
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being shit with money runs in your family huh?

also these people are trying to get out of debt so they decided it was a good idea to pay for all the costs associated with THREE ****ING DOGS?

eat the dogs.
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Old 04-10-2017, 01:05 PM   #17
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Works like a champ set it by your patio set and theyll stay away. It beeps to warn them and if they dont listen then they get a little shock. My batteries have been dead for months but they haven't noticed
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Old 04-10-2017, 01:13 PM   #18
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It's ****ing patio furniture. Give the dogs a break. I think we all know who the real bitch is here.
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Yup.

It's goddamn patio furniture - who really cares?
tell me something i don't know...married 36 years. she's harder to ignore than the dogs.
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Old 04-10-2017, 01:16 PM   #19
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being shit with money runs in your family huh?

also these people are trying to get out of debt so they decided it was a good idea to pay for all the costs associated with THREE ****ING DOGS?

eat the dogs.
go **** yourself...they're far from broke, but i don't feel the need to explain it to a lifetime mooch like you.

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Old 04-10-2017, 01:17 PM   #20
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go **** yourself...they're far from broke, but i don't feel the need to explain it to a lifetime mooch like you.

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Bro I'm completely independent and debt free. Nobody pays my way except me.

How the **** can you "never be out of debt." Gambling?
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Old 04-10-2017, 01:19 PM   #22
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see, the back patio and basement patio both have railings built around them w/a gate to keep the dogs out. nothing on the front patio. i think they hear the kids inside and just like to be close.
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Bro I'm completely independent and debt free. Nobody pays my way except me.

How the **** can you "never be out of debt." Gambling?
how long did you live w/your family? aw forget it...i don't give a ****...bro.
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see, the back patio and basement patio both have railings built around them w/a gate to keep the dogs out. nothing on the front patio. i think they hear the kids inside and just like to be close.
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Old 04-10-2017, 01:33 PM   #27
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how long did you live w/your family? aw forget it...i don't give a ****...bro.
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I've delt with this before in similar cases and watch the dog whisperer. You have only one choice. It's your furniture and your wife's. You must take control. You are going to have to start by the both of you mounting the dogs. Let me know once you have done this and I will proceed
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I've delt with this before in similar cases and watch the dog whisperer. You have only one choice. It's your furniture and your wife's. You must take control. You are going to have to start by the both of you mounting the dogs. Let me know once you have done this and I will proceed
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