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Old 08-22-2014, 11:40 AM  
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The following is a list of legal reasons to put a person away in an insane asylum.....

From 1864 to 1889.
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Old 08-22-2014, 11:59 AM   #16
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Obviously these are reasons people put on the admission form, not legal reasons for putting someone away.
Why do you say that? Just because it's at the top of the document?

THAT'S JUST WHAT "THEY" WANT YOU TO THINK!!!!
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Old 08-22-2014, 12:00 PM   #17
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Old 08-22-2014, 12:00 PM   #18
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Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
Private Joker: What was the matter with him?
Private Cowboy: He was jerkin' off ten times a day.
Private Eightball: No shit. At least ten times a day.
Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy ****er starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.



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Old 08-22-2014, 12:01 PM   #19
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There wouldn't be a piece of pussy left on this planet not locked up, if that were legit.
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Old 08-22-2014, 12:04 PM   #20
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Old 08-22-2014, 12:04 PM   #21
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Old 08-22-2014, 12:16 PM   #22
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Insane Asylum Manager (IAM): "Excuse me, Sir, but are you praying enthusiastically?

1860's Me: "uh, no, I'm just masturbating"

IAM: "Well, how long you been doing that?"

1860's Me: "About 29 years...."

IAM: "Sonaboitch! Is that cigarette in your other hand?"...............
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Old 08-22-2014, 12:21 PM   #23
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Old 08-22-2014, 12:23 PM   #24
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Old 08-22-2014, 12:32 PM   #25
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Looks like a check list for the future Mrs. ex stumppy.

Edit: And her family.
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Old 08-22-2014, 12:40 PM   #26
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I wonder what this means? "Seduction and Disappointment" Trying to hook up with some chick at the local saloon and getting turned down? Or in the sack and not being able to get it up?
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Old 08-22-2014, 03:35 PM   #27
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Old 08-22-2014, 03:59 PM   #28
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Old 08-22-2014, 04:07 PM   #29
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Old 08-22-2014, 04:11 PM   #30
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